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Created by NimbleMarmoset. Last Edited by lackadaisy. Tagged as: Humor, People
Your Mom
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chrishill172
chrishill172 posted about 1 year ago

the most lame insult i mean its everywhere evan here in the uk!

revolution
revolution posted about 1 year ago

den yu add this on ” i fucked” ” i fucked yur mum” it will fuse the situation down…......or yu’ll get ur head kicked in….

daq
daq posted about 1 year ago

your moms so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order.

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

nice. :)

Ezanee
Ezanee posted about 1 year ago

Yo mama’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on her bathroom scale

JOPgrl
JOPgrl posted about 1 year ago

Your momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to conclusions. My fav.

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted about 1 year ago

It sucks if you say a mom joke to someone who has no mom….Awkward!

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

yes

revolution
revolution posted about 1 year ago

yo mama is so poor she cant even afford to lick Other people’s fingers in kfc

&isayhello
&isayhello posted about 1 year ago

your mom is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make-up her mind.

pixelkatherine
pixelkatherine posted 11 months ago

I hate this saying.

Melissa
Melissa posted 11 months ago

My friend Leah said this to my friend Dan the first time they met each other, when we were all having dinner and joking around. It was horrible, though, because Dan's mom died 2 years ago. I was mortified.

Kaylaxrawrxcore
Kaylaxrawrxcore posted 11 months ago

i love saying

"your mom"

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted 11 months ago

Oh yeah, well your mom loves screaming my name ;)

Boomstam
Boomstam posted 11 months ago

oh, that reminds me, mine mom has to give you $5 back, you paid to much

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted 11 months ago

No I didn't. I meant to give her that much. She was worth every penny

Boomstam
Boomstam posted 11 months ago

lol, oke thanks

NomiLove
NomiLove posted 11 months ago

How come nobody ever says, “Your Dad” instead? (Sexist pigs!)

inuaddict7
inuaddict7 posted 11 months ago

haha, i used to like it a lot more before i picked up on the phrase "that's what she said".

especially when i say either of the phrases as a retort and it doesn't make sense.

<>for instance, "can you pass the gravy?" ... "that's what she said" or "your mom".

weird sense of humor? probably. 

Party!At.The.Funeral
Party!At.The.Funeral posted 10 months ago

'The Best Thing To Do on a Friday Night'

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

it's like let it go ! it's dead!

ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

and yet it still is used!

MastaKink
MastaKink posted 10 months ago

So is yo mamma!!

ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

ha my point exactly!

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted 10 months ago

Nice.

ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

wait masta you've been counting my coments?

and u said i needed a hobby

 

MastaKink
MastaKink posted 10 months ago

uh huh

ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

how am i s'posed to responed to "uhuh"?!

*shakes head*

MastaKink
MastaKink posted 10 months ago

I dunno

ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

that helps rolls eyes

MastaKink
MastaKink posted 10 months ago

uh huh ;)

ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;)

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted 9 months ago

That's what your mom was moaning last night ;)

MastaKink
MastaKink posted 9 months ago

Trix! Were you listening outside the door?

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted 9 months ago

I was hiding in the closet actually. I had a VERY good view from there

Melissa
Melissa posted 9 months ago

Just stay in there. I know Lauren won't be too happy with you when you finally come out.

MastaKink
MastaKink posted 9 months ago

BA-ZING!!

She'll be fine, I will console her... ;)

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted 9 months ago

Wow, I totally set myself up for that one. Dammit

ileah
ileah posted 9 months ago

yeah u did… haha

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted 9 months ago

Give me a break…I was tired and couldn't think of anything else ;)

ileah
ileah posted 9 months ago

happens to me alll the time ;)

jbravvo
jbravvo posted 7 months ago

yo momma sooo fat when she wears high heels, she strook oilFoot in mouth

 

POW3RUP
POW3RUP posted 7 months ago

Yo momma so stupid she thinks you feed TV dinner to the TV.

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted 7 months ago

Marvelous.

babysitter
babysitter posted 2 months ago

my mom and i get into “Your Mom” fights all the time. oh but guess who always wins??!

Ema Skye
Ema Skye posted 2 months ago

Awful translation. The joke is lost when translating to English. It's not even that funny in its original language u.u