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the most lame insult i mean its everywhere evan here in the uk!
den yu add this on ” i fucked” ” i fucked yur mum” it will fuse the situation down…......or yu’ll get ur head kicked in….
your moms so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order.
nice. :)
Yo mama’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on her bathroom scale
Your momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to conclusions. My fav.
It sucks if you say a mom joke to someone who has no mom….Awkward!
yes
yo mama is so poor she cant even afford to lick Other people’s fingers in kfc
your mom is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make-up her mind.
I hate this saying.
My friend Leah said this to my friend Dan the first time they met each other, when we were all having dinner and joking around. It was horrible, though, because Dan's mom died 2 years ago. I was mortified.
i love saying
"your mom"
Oh yeah, well your mom loves screaming my name ;)
oh, that reminds me, mine mom has to give you $5 back, you paid to much
No I didn't. I meant to give her that much. She was worth every penny
lol, oke thanks
How come nobody ever says, “Your Dad” instead? (Sexist pigs!)
haha, i used to like it a lot more before i picked up on the phrase "that's what she said".
especially when i say either of the phrases as a retort and it doesn't make sense.
<>for instance, "can you pass the gravy?" ... "that's what she said" or "your mom".
weird sense of humor? probably.
'The Best Thing To Do on a Friday Night'
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
it's like let it go ! it's dead!
and yet it still is used!
So is yo mamma!!
ha my point exactly!
Nice.
wait masta you've been counting my coments?
and u said i needed a hobby
uh huh
how am i s'posed to responed to "uhuh"?!
*shakes head*
I dunno
that helps rolls eyes
uh huh ;)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;)
That's what your mom was moaning last night ;)
Trix! Were you listening outside the door?
I was hiding in the closet actually. I had a VERY good view from there
Just stay in there. I know Lauren won't be too happy with you when you finally come out.
BA-ZING!!
She'll be fine, I will console her... ;)
Wow, I totally set myself up for that one. Dammit
yeah u did… haha
Give me a break…I was tired and couldn't think of anything else ;)
happens to me alll the time ;)
yo momma sooo fat when she wears high heels, she strook oil
Yo momma so stupid she thinks you feed TV dinner to the TV.
Marvelous.
my mom and i get into “Your Mom” fights all the time. oh but guess who always wins?
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Awful translation. The joke is lost when translating to English. It's not even that funny in its original language u.u
your mamma so fat, when she lies down on the beach to get a tan kids ruin around her screaming "Beached Whale!"
your mamma so fat the only thing stopping her from joining weight watches is the door.
Your mamma's so fat we're in her right now.
Your mamma's so fat she ate Jenny and Craige.
Your mamma's so fat when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody.
>,< LOL
very old, but i love it anyways. :]
Is this supposed to be an insult?! .. Just kidding.