Walking Backwards

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Walk backwards with some friends, if possible, get one of them to make beeping noises to show that you are reversing.  Then, even better, if someone asks you WHY you're reversing you can come out with some long, confusing scientific explaination.  Such as this one, that I have used:  'Well, fellow citizen.  I shall explain this as simply as possible so your feeble mind can understand.  I am currently travelling in reverse because this nourishes my ability to aggrandize my proficiency at traveling in reverse.  This will ameliorate my dexterity and astuteness.  So, there you see meer mortal, I am awesome!'   Or something like that...If, of course you're not talking to a fellow citizen then I suggest you say something like: 'Almighty soldier.'  Or something like that, use your imagination!