Vodka Keith

GO VODKA KEITH!

hi keith!

u need more coments!

we'll fix this. :}

Yeah this page does look kinda pathetic without many comments.

Yeah your right keith!

Of coarse im right! :)

haha

talkin to urself again keith?

Ha yeah, i talk to myself everyday. Should i be worried? Try the *talking to yourself * page i went overbored in there. :)

heehee funnn!

Not many people commenting here but i suppose quality over quantity :)

What no one told me you had a file!!!!

Showing My Support

Not Only

By Besting it

But by making this comment

sssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmm

Longer xD

(sniff sniff slightly jealous no one best me)

u have a best?! where where??

Type hellocarm20 into the home page girls, now!

comment

come on girl you can do better than that :)

Where's the party at?

I just realised I haven't even commented here.

And I made this bestuff! :O

Better late than never. grumbles innadibly, kicks a discarded can down the street, head bowed :(

aww cheer up keithy! have some jeloo!! *hands u jello*

gooooo keith!

woop woop!

gooooo keith!

woop woop!

WOW! I’m getting popular, don’t know why though :)

Hi Keith's page.

What's the sperm and the O got to do with you? 

Oh wait, I get it.

Wait, no.

Still don't get its relation to you. :P

It was my avatar bee, it’s on one of queens of the stone age’s album covers. Great band and the image is eye catching & bold theres no intended hidden sexual meaning to it or anything like that :)

Shut up.

I'm sexually deprived.

Deprived or depraved?

ha ha i best this shit

Geez Keith, getting old, eh?

Going bald already.  

Since i was about 20 actually.

Okay, so I didn't know what a langer was, so I looked it up in the urban dick:

Langer

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated

So is now a good time to just assume?

I meant it as a foolish person (although foolish person is a mild way to put it) and was wondering how many people would vote in that catorgory without realising it was an insult. Raises hands above head and claps :)

How come Keith's page always gets so much love.

*Cries.* 

Well Keith talks back. So nyer.

watches the little Irish man: "tiddly-dee potatoes"

RASCIST!

POTATOES I TELLS YE!

Throws spuds at bees head

I'm surprised you can bear to part with the potatoes Keith! :P

I don’t eat many spuds actually, i prefer stir-fries or italian food. What do ye eat? Have ye learned to cook yet?

I can cook some things.

If they taste any good is another question.

I <3 sushi. 

Never tried sushi, i love trying new foods though, must try it sometime. What would you recommend?

Owwie.... rubs head.

I like potatoes...  

Roasted potatoes. drools. Roasted pumpkin. drools again.

Mmmm Jap food. 

Sashimi... a.k.a. raw salmon. <3 Raw squid is alright too.

I don't really bother with cooked stuff when I eat Japanese.

try the eel :) yummers

wow this is a pretty trippy convo .. xD

hey keith

your awesome!!<3

lovess yeah

aww keithy's got a fan club! :D

Blushes