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Trashmullet

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Trashmullet

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trashmullet: trailer trash with a mullet. All that is needed to have a trash mullet is a trailer, some guns, a big-ass truck, a rebel flag, lots of mulletude, and no hair-care products.

some trashmullets think that they are gangstas. these trashmullets tend to manicure their mullet into a rat-tail. the rattailtrashmullets attire is different than the trashmullets, but the mulletude remains the same.

  • Mulletude: 10
  • Aggressiveness: 10
  • Hobbies: see the Harmony Korine film, Gummo
  • Sightings: anywhere where there's wood-paneling, lots of cats, and velvet paintings of jesus
  • Favorite Band: Krokus
 

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