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Toilet Roll Fed from the Front

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Toilet Roll Fed from the Front

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also known as rolled over top.

 

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NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

Toilet paper?

MastaKink
MastaKink posted about 1 year ago

Hey, vampires gotta go to…

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

Hot stuff.

MastaKink
MastaKink posted about 1 year ago

Wha??

Inguz
Inguz posted about 1 year ago

It’s 83 to 13. I think the civilized folks have most definitely won.

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

Pish tosh!

Kittilyn
Kittilyn posted about 1 year ago

Well, I am new here, but I come prepared with many years of experience relating to this topic!

Here some of the many benefits to feeding the toilet roll from the back:

• Added arm room for purposes regarding the manipulation of the toilet paper.

• Additional ease of tear along the perforation. (Simply make a sudden tearing motion with the hand holding the toilet paper. This is much different from the two-handed version of tearing required in the front feeding version.)

• More control of toilet paper flow, preventing the ever-annoying “extra loop” hanging from the roll, which comes from re-rolling the toilet paper after too many sheets have unrolled.

• Also, feeding the roll from the back is simply better spiritually. The universe has a best answer for every question, and I’m afraid for all of you die-hard rolled-over-the-top fans, that answer is feeding from the bottom. Not only have I experienced better karma after converting, but I feel more at peace and in tune with nature.

• Finally, as a very small child, I used to complain to my mother about the roll being in the “wrong” way. I switched it around, only to have it changed back again the next day. It was the bain of my existence until I got a bathroom to myself! (Well, not literally. But it accentuates the point.)

The decision lies before you. I want you to make the right choice, and that choice is rolling under the bottom!

Cheers,

Kittilyn

Kittilyn
Kittilyn posted about 1 year ago

The score is now 88 – 15, if you go by the front page of the topics. But we shall endure no end of relentless teasing because of our paper product beliefs!

XLolaBabyX
XLolaBabyX posted about 1 year ago

You know what’s crazy? When I was a child and in daycare, the daycare provider insisted on the ridiculous rule of having us use just (one) square of toilet paper. It makes me laugh just thinking about it to this day.

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted about 1 year ago

Was your provider Sheryl Crow?

XLolaBabyX
XLolaBabyX posted about 1 year ago

How’d you know? lol

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted about 1 year ago

Just a hunch ;)

XLolaBabyX
XLolaBabyX posted about 1 year ago

wow you’re good!

gbman
gbman posted about 1 year ago

How is using one sheet going to help anything? My take on this is: if you use one sheet, yeah you’ll conserve paper (whatever), but you will “waste” that much more water washing the S**T off your hands!! XD

MastaKink
MastaKink posted about 1 year ago

Wanna conserve paper? use my air dry technique, I keep a little fan in my bathroom and instead of TP I just maneuver the fan… why are you all staring at me like that? Too much info? Well i-i was just cough k-kidding anyway ahahahhahahhha… ho-boy…

gbman
gbman posted about 1 year ago

Well. . . that’s . . . one way. . . to . . do it, thanks for sh-sharing!! :P

MastaKink
MastaKink posted about 1 year ago

I’m full of great ideas!

gbman
gbman posted about 1 year ago

Oh, you’re full of a lot MastaKink!! :) ;)

MastaKink
MastaKink posted about 1 year ago

Tell ma about it, I’ve gone through two fans this month!

daq
daq posted about 1 year ago

I’ve gone through three.

XLolaBabyX
XLolaBabyX posted about 1 year ago

haha I know, I have had crazy things happen in my childhood.I should write a book.

Mister Boomy
Mister Boomy posted about 1 year ago

Kittilyn. You’ve made me see the light. I will converse right now!

gbman
gbman posted about 1 year ago

97-15 and counting. . .

Kittilyn
Kittilyn posted about 1 year ago

*gasp*  I can't believe I've actually made a difference in the world!  I could die, right now, and be at peace.

dumbbrunette
dumbbrunette posted about 1 year ago

wow, what a stimulationg conversation/arguement you all are having over the position of TP. XD

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