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Tis but a Scratch

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Tis but a Scratch

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<pre>ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!</pre>
 

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WarpedMinded
WarpedMinded posted about 1 year ago

I really think that is the funniest thing ever. I loved Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Silthilar
Silthilar posted about 1 year ago

amen to that

Ace0fDiamonds
Ace0fDiamonds posted about 1 year ago

I bought that shit a long time ago.  I love the whole 'Patsy' coconut dude.  He's a badass.

 

Plus the part where Gallahad goes to Castle Antrax and when that other one chops up Swamp Castle, and it has that awesome dramatic music playing.  Classic! 

Silthilar
Silthilar posted about 1 year ago

*drums playing, launcelot running along stretch of ground*

*elevator music, guard chewing bagel*

*drums playing, launcelot running along same stretch of ground*

*elevator music, guard chewing bagel*

*drums playing, launcelot running along same stretch of ground*

*repeat until guard chewing bagel gets stabbed*

Ace0fDiamonds
Ace0fDiamonds posted about 1 year ago

Well, I meant after that, but whatever, that part is good too.

Like when he is going up the stairs, he turns around and hits that flower thing and says, "YAHHH!!"

 

I laughed my ass off. 

Silthilar
Silthilar posted about 1 year ago

oh, ahem, well, you see, i thought your son was a lady

oh, yeah, i can understand that, but...

Ace0fDiamonds
Ace0fDiamonds posted about 1 year ago

Oh hell yes, that was funny!

 

Another part....  When Gallahad is in Castle Anthax...

"Yes, you will give us all spankings..."

*Girls murmuring in the background, 'spankings'*

"And after the spankings, oral sex!"

 

That was pure awesomeness. 

Silthilar
Silthilar posted about 1 year ago

it's a boring life...we dress, undress, bathe, knit exciting underwear...

*time lapse*

we're saving you!

but its not dangerous

yes it is, you're in terrible peril

there's no peril

yes there is

can't i have just a bit of the peril?

no, its too perilous

...i bet you're gay 

Ace0fDiamonds
Ace0fDiamonds posted about 1 year ago

Hahaha, yeah dude.

 

Now I see why you added me, I didn't notice you were the one talking to me about Monty Python.  You're a good man...? 

Silthilar
Silthilar posted about 1 year ago
"a good man...?"? what's the question mark supposed to mean? of course I'm a good man!
Ace0fDiamonds
Ace0fDiamonds posted about 1 year ago

I didn't know if you were a man or woman….

I lacked in the reading of your profile before posting that.

Silthilar
Silthilar posted about 1 year ago

aah. okay.  no problem then.