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<pre>ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!</pre>
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!</pre>






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I really think that is the funniest thing ever. I loved Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
amen to that
I bought that shit a long time ago. I love the whole 'Patsy' coconut dude. He's a badass.
Plus the part where Gallahad goes to Castle Antrax and when that other one chops up Swamp Castle, and it has that awesome dramatic music playing. Classic!
*drums playing, launcelot running along stretch of ground*
*elevator music, guard chewing bagel*
*drums playing, launcelot running along same stretch of ground*
*elevator music, guard chewing bagel*
*drums playing, launcelot running along same stretch of ground*
*repeat until guard chewing bagel gets stabbed*
Well, I meant after that, but whatever, that part is good too.
Like when he is going up the stairs, he turns around and hits that flower thing and says, "YAHHH!!"
I laughed my ass off.
oh, ahem, well, you see, i thought your son was a lady
oh, yeah, i can understand that, but...
Oh hell yes, that was funny!
Another part.... When Gallahad is in Castle Anthax...
"Yes, you will give us all spankings..."
*Girls murmuring in the background, 'spankings'*
"And after the spankings, oral sex!"
That was pure awesomeness.
it's a boring life...we dress, undress, bathe, knit exciting underwear...
*time lapse*
we're saving you!
but its not dangerous
yes it is, you're in terrible peril
there's no peril
yes there is
can't i have just a bit of the peril?
no, its too perilous
...i bet you're gay
Hahaha, yeah dude.
Now I see why you added me, I didn't notice you were the one talking to me about Monty Python. You're a good man...?
I didn't know if you were a man or woman….
I lacked in the reading of your profile before posting that.
aah. okay. no problem then.