Thumper Game

"What's the name of the game?!"
"THUMPER!"
"Why do we play it?!"
"TO GET FUCKED UP!"

Thumper is a game devised by drunks to, well, get drunk.  You must play this at a party of at least 5 people.  How you play it is similar to Simon Says.  Everyone in the game gets an action.  Everyone must tell their action to the group.  Then one person starts by doing their action and tells another person to go next.  They do their action, and the person's before them, and so on, and so on.  The one rule is that you cannot select a person directly to the left or right of you to go next.

Whoever screws up the cycle must chug their drink.

That's pretty much it.