This Is SPARTAAAAAA! (The Best Thing to yell at Somebody)

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Marisa posted over 5 years ago: i love this! i was already using it after seeing the previews but since seeing the movie, it has become part of my daily vocabulary.

-bailey- posted over 5 years ago

Lately, I find myself sporadically wanting to yell this phrase out of my apartment window, as loud as I possibly can.

I haven’t succumbed yet. I’m just tempted.

Marisa posted over 5 years ago: just give in bailey. it’s totally worth it.

-bailey- posted over 5 years ago: I want to, but I’m afraid of the consequences. What if people in the street respond by taking up swords and spears and violently invading the neighboring block? I’d be responsible for that.

Marisa posted over 5 years ago: you could join in! you have abs of steel right? for sure! and blast the 300 soundtrack on whatever music playing device you have available to you so you and your neighbours can all do some street fighting sequences with background music for atmospheric purposes. also, it would be best if your apartment is a fair few levels up so you can jump out of the window stelios style (you know that jumping that’s more like flying?) and land on your feet and proceed to party slash mortally wound people like it’s spartaaaaa!!!

-bailey- posted over 5 years ago

You make a persuasive argument.

Indeed, my apartment is high up enough that if I jumped out of it, I’d stand about as good a chance of surviving as a Persian coward kicked spitefully into a bottomless pit… although with judicious use of slowmo, I’m sure I’d be fine.

Actually, now you’ve got me thinking about the possibilites of the 300 soundtrack as driving music. I don’t need to settle for recruiting just my neighbors into an epic, historically inaccurate fighting force… I could drive around with the windows down, blasting the music of 300, spreading violent anarchy wherever I go. I mean, I’m usually pretty good at achieving that effect just by cranking the volume on Milli Vanilli’s seminal album “All or Nothing” while driving, but I think the results with the 300 soundtrack might be even better.