I bet Smurfette visited Handy Smurf on more than one occassion. I just can't picture Brainy Smurf "Smurfing" Smurfette, he'd rather have his nose in a book. There had to be something going on... Wasn't there a Baby Smurf?
Whew... I had to get that out of my system. All better now.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Sean Smith: Smurfette? Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck. Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay? Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
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Shouldn’t the plural of Smurf be “Smurves”? Still, those little blue dudes that live inside ‘shrooms are awesome.
I always wondered where they came from and how they reproduce.
Smurfette was a very busy smurf…
Papa smurf was her pimp ya know… You've heard of blue balls, well smurfs ain't always that color…
I bet Smurfette visited Handy Smurf on more than one occassion. I just can't picture Brainy Smurf "Smurfing" Smurfette, he'd rather have his nose in a book. There had to be something going on... Wasn't there a Baby Smurf?
Whew... I had to get that out of my system. All better now.
This is gettin' alittle confusin'...
I smurf how Smurfs smurf. But I wil not smurf it to you smurfy Smurfs. (sos)*
*Smurfing out smurf
so does anyone else think that its a little weird that there are 99 guy smurfs n only 1 girl
I'm surprised she doesn't need a wheelchair…
i disagree i think shes a tease, b/c besides one there were never any lil baby smurfs
That's just cuz Papa Smurf was pro choice, not pro life…
o ok well then good choice for him! but still just b/c a smurf asked her for it doesn't mean she said yes
From the wonderful film, Donnie Darko
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
I could buy the asexual bit, it's plausible.
Uhhhh...don't you remember the storks?
THEY give the smurves babies.
We can only assume that they are made in happy factory in the land of candyjoy, and storks are the secret messengers betweeen the two dimensions ^^