That the World Will Be Hit by a Massive Meteor on Their 11th Birthday, and That the Government Is Covering It Up

Looking for a way to make sure that your children savour every moment of their lives? This slightly disturbing little white lie should have them cramming everything they can into their short lives before they discover that their mother/father is, in fact, the world’s most disgustingly dishonest person.

Still, imagine the incredible sense of relief they will feel, despite the realisation that their parents are sick beyond description.