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That Atoms Are Rubbish

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That Atoms Are Rubbish

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In their spare time, 93% of scientists are pathological contrarians, and never stop arguing with each other.

Quite often, the most impishly perverse scientists will run into a crowded laboratory and scream “atoms are rubbish” in the middle of a very important experiment. Well, you can’t begin to imagine the kerfuffle.

“Oh no they aren’t” some scientists will scream in reply, dropping their pipettes dangerously closed to the naked blue flame of their bunsen burners.

“Oh yes they are” scream their adversaries, seemingly unaware of the harm they are causing the advancement of human discovery.

Why, oh why, oh why can we not live in peace and harmony, regardless of our differing academic disciplines????


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