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Stuart Mackenzie

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Sings a near-flawless version of Rod Stewart's 'Do You Think I'm Sexy?' and has a major distrust of The Colonel and his chicken.

 

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purple octopus posted 10 months ago
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed!
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm no kiddin', it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: Oi! HEED! MOVE! ...I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik - spherical but quite pointy in parts. Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight - on his huge pillow.