Sneezing

sneezing is fun!

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:-|

Sneezing feels good.

there are so many rumours about sneezing dangers that i’m really at a loss when it comes to filtering the crap from the facts.

okay, so aside from blowing up your ears and the ever popular one about the loss of eye sockets (i guess that’s if your eyelids are clamped open), the other ones i’ve heard are that you can rupture a blood vessel, break a rib, cause brain damage, have organs fall right out of your body, kill a construction worker while driving and automatically be jailed for 10 years (thankyou wentworth miller), invoke the devil’s wrath if you sneeze on a sunday, oh, and of course, lose your soul if no one says “bless you”. hmm. great. just brilliant.

i’m curious to know what other gems people have heard… and if any are real.

would anyone care to set the record straight for me? :)

My sneezes turn heads, it’s embarrassing how loud they are.

I don’t like the girls that try to hide their sneezes, they do that little ‘tsst’ thing, I think if they keep doing that their head will explode. Sneeze like a man baby!

haha my sneezes are a mixture of a mans loud sneeze and this cute little noise at the end. It’s crazy!

my sister sneezes sooo weird.. she holds it in so it's like only a squeak somtimes im suprised her head doesn't explode…. me i just let the sneeze come!

There are some good reasons to hold it in.  Like what if you're in the middle of a thick crowd of people?  What if, as one category suggests, you're a ninja or an assassin, and alerting your target to your presence could result in your death? What if you work in a restaurant, and you want all of your guests to know that you are personally seeing to it that your snot is staying in your head where it belongs?  We must consider these sorts of situations, before devoting ourselves blindly to the religion of just letting it fly.

well mr. smarty pants.. for 1 thing i never just "let it fly" i was reffering to the sound not the snot!

and for another thing i don't know about u but im not a nija! nether is my sister she's just crazy!

I knew a crazy ninja once, but that's a story for another time. I can just picture a ninja sneaking around a group of samurai and suddenly letting out a huge sneeze! Maybe Chris Farley was the ninja...??

nice!

Uh, I'm in the middle of flu and I just can't stop sneezing. :( I hate it! >.<

It is strangely enjoyable. Although I usually sneeze like 6+ times in row, so by the end I'm kind of sick of it.

i used to hold my nose when i sneezed and my head would like squeek afterward   it was so funny