Serious Sam

• "It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye."
• "Oh, God. Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers!"
• "Die when I kill you!"
• "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself!"
• "Hey! Didn't I kick your ass two rooms back !?"
• "Good morning Babylon!"
• "These guys have seriously lost their heads"
• "Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."
• "Double your gun, double your fun!"
• "Look mama, I'm a lumberjack!"
• "What are you screaming for!? The pain hasn't even started yet!"
• "Uuugh, I need a vacation."
• "Am I the man, or am I the man!?"
• "Oh yeah, shake baby, shake, but I ain't gonna QUAKE!"
• "Finally, some sci-fi mumbo-jumbo!"
• "Now I've got your ticket to hell."
• "He he he. Now you're all FIRED!"
• "Rocket ranger, ready to rock it!"
• "Rocket-roll!"
• "Now you'll dance my tune!"
• "My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend! Ha ha ha...ow God, who writes this stuff!?
• "To be or not to be, that is a serious question."
• "He who wields a minigun, fears not." (ancient proverb)
• "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!"
• "Yeah, baby!"
• "I love Bananas!"
• "Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets."
• "Long range weapon for a long term relationship."
• "Double the gun, double the fun!"
• "Secret Duke's skeleton has been found!""Dude, you've been hanging here FOREVER!"
• "Secret fake health has been found!":"MY GOD! HE SURE HAD ME FOOLED!"
• "I eat resistance for breakfast!"
• "Hell! How did you know what's coming!(to NETRICSA)
• "BAAAAZUUUKA!"
• "He can lick my lead."
• "WOHOO! Let's go BOWLING!"(picks up a cannon)
• "I knew it! I KNEW IT!"
• "You have exactly 5 seconds to explain what I'm doing here. And 2 seconds have just passed..."
• "WOHOO! They've made the guns even BIGGER since the last game!"
• "Arr, matteis! They be commen' from the starboard bow. Arm those cannons and swab the pupe deck!"
• "Hehehe! Shiny.. and deadly!"
• "CRAP!"
• "Now that's some serious firepower."
• "Let's kick some ass!"
• "I forgot my driver's license at home. He he.."
• "Well I do love to party, but I don't like to clean up the mess."
• "Who's gonna stop me!?"
• "Spikes!? I hate spikes!"
• "This thing fires 8 rounds per second. That's 480 rounds per minute! Imagine!"
• "I love pulling switches! NOT!"
• "I love playing with fire!"
• "This game is full of bugs!"
• "Yeah, baby! There will be NO bugs in this game!"
• "Ha ha! Now I can do some SERIOUS gang banging!"
• "I shoot, you count."
• "OK, who's gonna go first, scumbags!"
• "YEEEHAAAW!"
• "Croteam rulez!"
• "Who leaves these weapons lying around?"
• "I love collecting big guns! It looks so Unreal!"
• "Those rocks can shake, but I won't Quake."
• "Who's The One?! Isn't it obvious? I AM!"
• "I'm gonna have a Serious talk with Croteam one of these days."
• "We can do this the hard way, or my way... They're basically the same thing."

• "Owned"

Some movies that show ownage done by Sam "Serious" Stone:

Ownage 1 

Ownage 2 

Ownage 3 part I

Ownage 3 part II 

Ownage 3 part III