"Self-improvement Is Masturbation"

• “Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.” › 242 people
• “Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind.” › 219 people
• “I've Learned That People Will Forget What You Said, People Will Forget What You Did, but People Will Never Forget How You Made Them Feel.” › 181 people
• “I Believe That Imagination Is Stronger than Knowledge - Myth Is More Potent than History - Dreams Are More Powerful than Facts - Hope Always Triumphs over Experience - Laughter Is the Cure for Grief - Love Is Stronger than Death” › 176 people
• “You Know You're in Love When You Can't Fall Asleep Because Reality Is Finally Better than Your Dreams.” › 128 people
• No to Racism › 115 people
• "I Am so Clever That Sometimes I Don't Understand a Single Word of What I Am Saying." › 104 people
• "A Friend Is Someone Who Will Bail You out of Jail, but Your Best Friend Is the One Sitting next to you Saying 'That Was F***ing Awesome!' " › 91 people
• "Why's All the Rum Gone?" › 82 people
• "My Favorite Thing about Eating Gummy Bears Is Knowing That They Can't Fight Back When You Bite Their Heads Off" › 81 people
• Quotes › 78 people
• "Mmm, Donuts" › 75 people
• "if My Heart Had a Face It Would Be Smiling" › 69 people
• Great Minds Discuss Ideas; Average Minds Discuss Events; Small Minds Discuss People. › 59 people
• "Dont Make Somebody a Priority If They Only Make u an Option" › 47 people

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• Sarcasm › 1030 people
• Sleep › 793 people
• Laughter › 335 people
• Irony › 285 people
• Ignore › 28 people
• La La La, I'm Not Listening! › 28 people
• Cynicism › 20 people
• Drinking › 10 people
• "Self-improvement Is Masturbation" › 8 people
• Spanking › 6 people
• Boone › 5 people
• Gratitude › 4 people

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