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MURDER ! The blind guy couldn’t see it. The deaf guy couldn’t hear it. Now they’re both wanted for it.

Quotes:

Eve: Any last requests, Mr. Carew?

Wally: I suppose a fuck is out of the question.

Eve: I’m afraid so.

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Dave: Who are you talking to?

Wally: I’m talking to you, you prick.

Dave: Why don’t you look me in the eye and say that?

Wally: I would if I could but I can’t, I’m blind.

Dave: You’re blind?

Wally: Yes I’m blind, what are you fucking deaf?

Dave: Yes, I’m fucking deaf!

Wally: You’re really deaf?

Dave: I’m really deaf.

Wally: Then how do you know what I’m saying?

Dave: Because I’m reading your lips now you want the job or not?

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[Dave doesn’t hold up any fingers]

Dave: How many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now?

Wally: Three!

Dave: That’s good. That’s pretty good, considering that he’s blind.