Rio Ferdinand

Regular fullback for England’s international football/soccer squad for the last few years. Has on and off days. And when he has off days, BUGGER ME HE HAS OFF DAYS . Also presented a TV show in the UK briefly (it lasted one episode) where he pulled pranks on fellow footballers and looked somewhat a goon doing so. Underrated impulsive tactitian or nothing more than a mighty fine duck impressionist, Rio is more often than not a mixed bag of grape nuts. Is related to the legendary Les Ferdinand, who is only so legendary for having the first name ‘Les’, and being a fat guy all seasons.