Putting More Police on the Streets during Full Moons
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Extra police will be deployed on the streets of Brighton during full moons after officers linked levels of violent crime and the lunar cycle.
I wish I made that up.






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Its obvious werewolves have taken to breaking into peoples houses and attacking people with broken bottles.
^Haha!
That’s so weird how there’s more crime during full moons! I learned that in my criminal justice class. At first I thought my teacher was just being an idiot
The linked article ends with this astounding bit of wisdom:
Some believe that as humans are mostly made of water, the lunar gravity pulls us just as it does the sea.
That’s some seriously craptacular journalism going on there.
Ha ha ha, it’s the British press, craptacular doesn’t even start to cover it!