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Putting More Police on the Streets during Full Moons

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Putting More Police on the Streets during Full Moons

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Extra police will be deployed on the streets of Brighton during full moons after officers linked levels of violent crime and the lunar cycle.

I wish I made that up.

 

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KatsyKarma
KatsyKarma posted about 1 year ago

Its obvious werewolves have taken to breaking into peoples houses and attacking people with broken bottles.

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted about 1 year ago

^Haha!

That’s so weird how there’s more crime during full moons! I learned that in my criminal justice class. At first I thought my teacher was just being an idiot

-bailey-
-bailey- posted about 1 year ago

The linked article ends with this astounding bit of wisdom:

Some believe that as humans are mostly made of water, the lunar gravity pulls us just as it does the sea.

That’s some seriously craptacular journalism going on there.

purple octopus
purple octopus posted about 1 year ago

Ha ha ha, it’s the British press, craptacular doesn’t even start to cover it!