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The Best Cringe-worthy Humour - 29 people
- Puns › 29 people
- The League of Gentlemen › 2 people
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The Best Type of Humour - 21 people
- Sarcasm › 886 people
- Irony › 475 people
- Dark Humour › 188 people
- Wit › 105 people
- Geeky Humour › 55 people
- Satire › 42 people
- Innuendo › 25 people
- Puns › 21 people
- Freudian Slips › 19 people
- Double Entendre › 18 people
- Oxymorons › 10 people
- Being Cheeky › 9 people
- Slapstick › 7 people
- Black Humour › 7 people
- Wordplay › 3 people
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The Best Wordplay - 20 people
- Paraprosdokian › 33 people
- Puns › 20 people
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The Best Thing to tell People Who Ask Questions - 20 people
- Puns › 20 people
- The Answer May Surprise You › 6 people
- Knowledge Is Power › 5 people
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The Best Thing to say to break an Awkward Moment - 17 people
- How You Doin › 30 people
- Puns › 17 people
- Tinky Winky Is Gay › 8 people
- Banana Hammock › 7 people
- Soylent Green Is People!! › 4 people
- "Mom, Meatloaf!" › 3 people
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The Best Thing to say When the Going Gets Tough - 13 people
- Hasta La Vista, Baby. › 13 people
- Puns › 13 people
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The Best Dad Joke - 13 people
- Puns › 13 people
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The Best Thing to say When Things Don't Go Your Way - 11 people
- Puns › 11 people
- Rats › 4 people
- "No, Oh No, Not Today" › 3 people
- "Two Tears in a Bucket... Motherf*ck It!" › 0 people
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The Best Thing to say to Somebody - 9 people
- How You Doin › 21 people
- Puns › 9 people
- "That's the Dumbest Thing I've Ever Heard!" › 3 people
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The Best Thing to tell to your Grandkids - 9 people
- When I Was Your Age, Pluto Was a Planet. › 494 people
- Michael Jackson Was a Black Man › 99 people
- When I Was Your Age, We Used Dialup. › 23 people
- Santa's Dead › 16 people
- Your Mother Is a Hamster and Your Father Smells of Elderberries › 16 people
- When I Was Your Age, We Had to READ Our Computer Games. › 13 people
- You Were Adopted › 10 people
- I Love You › 9 people
- Puns › 9 people
- "If You Don't Keep Your Legs Closed, People Start Crawling out of There." › 8 people
- James Bond Was NOT Blond. › 7 people
- When I Was Your Age, the Country Was Ran by a Retarded Person › 7 people
- We Didn't Have Cell Phones › 7 people
- Abstinence from Alcohol and Drugs › 6 people
- You're the Only Thing about Your Mom That Isn't a Mistake. › 6 people
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The Best Thing to do When You're Feeling Bad and Beset by Problems - 9 people
- Hug › 152 people
- Laugh › 26 people
- Smiling › 24 people
- Stay in Bed in the Morning › 16 people
- Cuddle › 15 people
- Puns › 9 people
- Cry › 7 people
- Play with Some Dogs › 3 people
- Fainting › 1 people
- Butter Sculpting › 0 people
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The Best Thing to tell Somebody Who Hurt You - 8 people
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The Best Thing to tell Your Kids - 7 people
- Puns › 7 people
- The Truth › 3 people
- When I Was Your Age, Our Online Experience Was Limited to BBS's › 2 people
- Youthmark.com.au Is the Best Site for Kids › 1 people
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The Best Thing to say to reduce Blood Pressure - 7 people
- Puns › 7 people
- Serenity Now! › 6 people
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The Best Thing to tell Your Children - 6 people
- When I Was Your Age, Pluto Was a Planet. › 256 people
- Santa's Dead › 15 people
- You Were Adopted › 14 people
- James Bond Was NOT Blond. › 10 people
- When I Was Your Age, the Country Was Ran by a Retarded Person › 9 people
- To Live instead of Exist › 8 people
- Puns › 6 people
- Abstinence from Alcohol and Drugs › 6 people
- That the World Will Be Hit by a Massive Meteor on Their 11th Birthday, and That the Government Is Covering It Up › 5 people
- Miffy's Dead › 2 people
- You Spell Fuck with u and Not an O › 2 people
- Bedtime Stories › 1 people
- Venus › 1 people
- Strangers Have the Best Candies › 1 people
- They Were Adopted › 0 people
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The Best Things in Life - 6 people
- Music › 3170 people
- Love › 1359 people
- Sex › 936 people
- Internet › 749 people
- Friendship › 650 people
- Books › 642 people
- Boobs › 604 people
- Photography › 493 people
- Movies › 483 people
- Art › 481 people
- Cats › 448 people
- Friends › 438 people
- Free Things › 437 people
- When Everything Works Out Ok › 416 people
- Dogs › 346 people





Comments
looks like this addition to the site is GOOD !
waiiit, was that a pun? that wasnt a pun.. i’ll show you guys a pun!
what did the rope company start giving and sending out when they started getting popular?
nooseletters!
:|
:D
what did the fresh prince of bel-air change his name to when he was suddenly always being caught sitting down??
the fresh prince of bel-CHAIR!
what’s that: it’s green, wears flimsies and lives in the swamp?
a frogstitute!
what did the father mouse say to the daughter mouse?
you’re my MOUSE -aughter!!
that one was improvised. i have my excuses! try this one on for size…
what did gore verbinski (the director of pirates of the caribbean) change his name to when he stopped taking ACTION as a director and he was fired and just sat around doing NOTHING so then he didnt feel like an actual PERSON anymore?
gore nouninski!
Someone needs to throw you from a 50 story building.
i know…
an author is writing a book in a cold room but his lips are getting very dry all of a sudden. he says
my lips are CHAPter!
what would you think if i was so offended by that comment that i commit suicide tomorrow evening around 6? the fbi will check my internet history to find a cause and they’ll find the comment you just left and then they will track you down and throw you in jail forever. what would you think then? were my puns really that bad, huh?
goodbye, you guys.
You are an insane person, mister pingu! :D have a nice flight down!
oou~h…puns make me twitch big time.
I´ve been brought up with them batshit ones. ^^; ...restore my faith in ‘em?
Puns are always appropriate. Especially when tragedy strikes.
Puns are their best at funerals!
I like the way you think.
The Wii of crime bears bitter fruit
puns 'er funny! hehehe
I have to Wii.
Oz books are filled with puns and I lurve them! :D
yuk yuk!