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looks like this addition to the site is GOOD !
waiiit, was that a pun? that wasnt a pun.. i’ll show you guys a pun!
what did the rope company start giving and sending out when they started getting popular?
nooseletters!
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what did the fresh prince of bel-air change his name to when he was suddenly always being caught sitting down??
the fresh prince of bel-CHAIR!
what’s that: it’s green, wears flimsies and lives in the swamp?
a frogstitute!
what did the father mouse say to the daughter mouse?
you’re my MOUSE -aughter!!
that one was improvised. i have my excuses! try this one on for size…
what did gore verbinski (the director of pirates of the caribbean) change his name to when he stopped taking ACTION as a director and he was fired and just sat around doing NOTHING so then he didnt feel like an actual PERSON anymore?
gore nouninski!
Someone needs to throw you from a 50 story building.
i know…
an author is writing a book in a cold room but his lips are getting very dry all of a sudden. he says
my lips are CHAPter!
what would you think if i was so offended by that comment that i commit suicide tomorrow evening around 6? the fbi will check my internet history to find a cause and they’ll find the comment you just left and then they will track you down and throw you in jail forever. what would you think then? were my puns really that bad, huh?
goodbye, you guys.
You are an insane person, mister pingu! :D have a nice flight down!
oou~h…puns make me twitch big time.
I´ve been brought up with them batshit ones. ^^; ...restore my faith in ‘em?
Puns are always appropriate. Especially when tragedy strikes.
Puns are their best at funerals!
I like the way you think.
The Wii of crime bears bitter fruit
puns 'er funny! hehehe
I have to Wii.
Oz books are filled with puns and I lurve them! :D
yuk yuk!