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Created by NimbleMarmoset. Last Edited by NimbleMarmoset. Tagged as: Humor
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deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

looks like this addition to the site is GOOD !

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

waiiit, was that a pun? that wasnt a pun.. i’ll show you guys a pun!

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

what did the rope company start giving and sending out when they started getting popular?

nooseletters!

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted over 2 years ago

:|

:D

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

what did the fresh prince of bel-air change his name to when he was suddenly always being caught sitting down??

the fresh prince of bel-CHAIR!

swissbob
swissbob posted over 2 years ago

what’s that: it’s green, wears flimsies and lives in the swamp?

a frogstitute!

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

what did the father mouse say to the daughter mouse?

you’re my MOUSE -aughter!!

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

that one was improvised. i have my excuses! try this one on for size…

what did gore verbinski (the director of pirates of the caribbean) change his name to when he stopped taking ACTION as a director and he was fired and just sat around doing NOTHING so then he didnt feel like an actual PERSON anymore?

gore nouninski!

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted over 2 years ago

Someone needs to throw you from a 50 story building.

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

i know…

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

an author is writing a book in a cold room but his lips are getting very dry all of a sudden. he says

my lips are CHAPter!

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

what would you think if i was so offended by that comment that i commit suicide tomorrow evening around 6? the fbi will check my internet history to find a cause and they’ll find the comment you just left and then they will track you down and throw you in jail forever. what would you think then? were my puns really that bad, huh?

deathbypingu
deathbypingu posted over 2 years ago

goodbye, you guys.

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted over 2 years ago

You are an insane person, mister pingu! :D have a nice flight down!

ContagiousThing
ContagiousThing posted over 2 years ago

oou~h…puns make me twitch big time.

I´ve been brought up with them batshit ones. ^^; ...restore my faith in ‘em?

Hideous Monster
Hideous Monster posted over 2 years ago

Puns are always appropriate. Especially when tragedy strikes.

zealotta
zealotta posted over 2 years ago

Puns are their best at funerals!

NimbleMarmoset
NimbleMarmoset posted over 2 years ago

I like the way you think.

Coldeternal
Coldeternal posted over 2 years ago

The Wii of crime bears bitter fruit

ileah
ileah posted over 2 years ago

puns 'er funny! hehehe

M_eanwhile
M_eanwhile posted over 2 years ago

I have to Wii.

AJMcFly
AJMcFly posted over 2 years ago

Oz books are filled with puns and I lurve them! :D

ileah
ileah posted over 2 years ago

yuk yuk!