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Is this a slap to our face or what?

Overrrrrr!!!! Ana jud diay???? BUT STILL I LOVE MY COUNTRY because I don't look at it as what is stated hereunder.... Philippines is the BEST... And i'm proud to be a PILIPINO....LaughingLaughingTongue out

50 FACTS ABOUT PHILIPPINES 

50. Where the most happening places are not where the party is. Instead it is where the gang wars happen, where women strip and where the people overthrow a president.

49. Where even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.

48. Where everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition

47. Where mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.

46. Where everything can be forged.

45. Where school is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.

44. Where Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.

43. Where every street has a basketball court and every town only has one public school.

42. Where all kinds of animals are edible.

41. Where people speak all kinds of languages, and still call it Tagalog and where it is fast becoming unfashionable to speak English/Spanish.

40. Where students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.

39. Where call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses, where doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.

38. Where driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.

37. Where flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.

36. Where the tourist spots are where Filipinos do not (or cannot) go.

35. Where the personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.

34. Where all 13-year-olds are alcoholic.

33. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!

32. Where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.

31. Where people can pay to defy the law.

30. Where everything and everyone is spoofed.

29. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger (peke)!

28. Where the honking of car horns is a way of life.

27. Where being called a bum is never offensive.

26. Where floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the rainy season.

25. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.

24. Where crossing the street involves running for your dear life.

23. Where wearing your national colors makes you baduy.

22. Where billiards is a sport, and darts is a bar game.

21. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones. (GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)

20. Where insurance does not work.

19. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty - clean water is for sale (35 pesos per 5-gallon).

18. Where the church governs the people (owwss!!!) and where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to that!)

17. Where University of the Philippines is where all the weird people go. Ateneo is where all the nerds go. La Salle is where all the Chinese go. College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go, and University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly rich people go.

16. Where fast food is a diet meal.

15. Where traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.

14. Where all the trees in the city are below six feet.

13. Where being held up is normal. It happens to everyone.

12. Where kids dream of becoming pilots, doctors and basketball players.

11. Where rodents are normal house pets.

10. Where the definition of traffic is the “non-movement” of vehicles.

9. Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagements, and the new fighter planes are displayed in museums.

8. Where Nora Aunor is an acclaimed actress and Boy Abunda is the best talk show host, where the population knows more their showbiz stars better than their national heroes and past presidents, knows more of showbiz gossips than their national history and current events.

7. Where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the lottery is a commodity.

6. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news provides the drama.

5. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.

4. Where finding a deer on the road will be a phenomenon.

3. Where people can get away with stealing trillions of pesos, but not for a thousand.

2. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual. (Grabe talaga ‘to!)

1. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay their tax) —- than those employed and have their tax automatically deducted from their salaries.

and finally….. .

0. Where everyone wants to leave the country!

i say ? Reality Bites.

++moral lesson++

love thy country no matter what!

 

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tommylove
tommylove posted over 4 years ago

i love the philippines! :)

kenji yamauchi
kenji yamauchi posted over 4 years ago
Winki LovE PhiLippinEs bEcAuse PhilippinEs iS MY hOmE toWN!!!,,,,,,FoR mE pHilippinEs tHE mOSt woNderfUl pLace  aNd aMaziNg pEoplE!!,,,,bEcAuse pHilippiNes pLaces iS lIke u aRe in PARADISE bEcauSe thE pRoblems in uR miNd iTs liKe u cAnt remembEr,,,,Why is't i say tHat peoPle in pHilippinEs are amAzing bEcaUse pEople in pHilippinEs sPeak mAny LanguAges likE eNgliSh,JapanEse,spAniSh,cHinesE,Arabic anD eTc,,,aNd whEre u cAn go pArt in pHilippiNes thEy maNy nAtive laNguages in philiPPines liKe in Luzon thEy spEak tAgalog oR anY lanGuages anD in Visayas and in MinDanao aRe CebuanO!!,,,,sOme oF in minDanao pEopLe sPeak MuSlim languagES liKE Tausog anD MaraNao anD aLso Luzon anD VisayAs pEople cAn sPeak Muslims!!,,,,ThE UniversAl langUage oF Philippines iS TagaloG!!!,,,,,anD all i cAn saY!!,,,,"I LoVe PhiliPPinese!!,,,,,,,,,,
krisseyanne
krisseyanne posted over 4 years ago

Philippines!

pInoY2 ;)
pInoY2 ;) posted over 4 years ago
soME OF dAh faCts R jusT 2MAKe FUN of THE pHillipineS.. but I COulDNT stoP laUGHing aT soME of THEM haha... iM stiLL proUD 2 BE A PINOY(FILIPINO!!!)
ralei grace
ralei grace posted over 4 years ago

i'm proud to be a filipino..

woho!!

TopDymond
TopDymond posted over 4 years ago

oo XD

SweetCupcake92
SweetCupcake92 posted over 4 years ago

My BF is form there :3 i guess its a pretty cool Asian Country X3

SweetCupcake92
SweetCupcake92 posted over 4 years ago

its a nice beach there my ex lives there T.T other than that its nice

candyepic
candyepic posted over 4 years ago

i'm proud to be an half Filipina!! ^ _^

**Niki
**Niki posted over 3 years ago

♥ Philippines...... ^_^

 

Can't wait to visit! Mostly Filipina (like half)! :D

Mahal ko ang pamilya ko sa Pilipinas! ♥

 

~Niki

ChocoMuzik13
ChocoMuzik13 posted over 3 years ago
PHILIPPINES!! My HoMeCoUnTrY!! MABUHAY!!! <3 <3
darren_0914
darren_0914 posted over 3 years ago

proud to be a FILIPINO.. woohoo.. I LOVE MY OWN COUNTRY..

 it is a beautiful country.. i swear..

 filipino's are very kind.. and i'm one of them.. hehe Smile

 MABUHAY ANG PILIPINAS!!!

duh_nick
duh_nick posted over 3 years ago

Correction.

50 FACTS ABOUT MANILA and not 50 FACTS ABOUT PHILIPPINES

createyourownfate
createyourownfate posted over 3 years ago

Was born here! Proud to be a filipino

leevy
leevy posted over 3 years ago

yeah !! proud to be a Filipina !!!

guys .. add me (:

Natty<3
Natty<3 posted over 3 years ago

One of my best friends live in the Philippines. Someday I will travel there to meet her. :)

khen25
khen25 posted about 1 year ago

   wow philippines

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