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MABUHAY !!!

(((i found this on a certain website))) 

Is this a slap to our face or what?

Overrrrrr!!!! Ana jud diay???? BUT STILL I LOVE MY COUNTRY because I don't look at it as what is stated hereunder.... Philippines is the BEST... And i'm proud to be a PILIPINO....LaughingLaughingTongue out

50 FACTS ABOUT PHILIPPINES 

50. Where the most happening places are not where the party is. Instead it is where the gang wars happen, where women strip and where the people overthrow a president.

49. Where even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.

48. Where everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition

47. Where mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.

46. Where everything can be forged.

45. Where school is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.

44. Where Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.

43. Where every street has a basketball court and every town only has one public school.

42. Where all kinds of animals are edible.

41. Where people speak all kinds of languages, and still call it Tagalog and where it is fast becoming unfashionable to speak English/Spanish.

40. Where students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.

39. Where call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses, where doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.

38. Where driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.

37. Where flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.

36. Where the tourist spots are where Filipinos do not (or cannot) go.

35. Where the personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.

34. Where all 13-year-olds are alcoholic.

33. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!

32. Where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.

31. Where people can pay to defy the law.

30. Where everything and everyone is spoofed.

29. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger (peke)!

28. Where the honking of car horns is a way of life.

27. Where being called a bum is never offensive.

26. Where floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the rainy season.

25. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.

24. Where crossing the street involves running for your dear life.

23. Where wearing your national colors makes you baduy.

22. Where billiards is a sport, and darts is a bar game.

21. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones. (GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)

20. Where insurance does not work.

19. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty - clean water is for sale (35 pesos per 5-gallon).

18. Where the church governs the people (owwss!!!) and where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to that!)

17. Where University of the Philippines is where all the weird people go. Ateneo is where all the nerds go. La Salle is where all the Chinese go. College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go, and University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly rich people go.

16. Where fast food is a diet meal.

15. Where traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.

14. Where all the trees in the city are below six feet.

13. Where being held up is normal. It happens to everyone.

12. Where kids dream of becoming pilots, doctors and basketball players.

11. Where rodents are normal house pets.

10. Where the definition of traffic is the “non-movement” of vehicles.

9. Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagements, and the new fighter planes are displayed in museums.

8. Where Nora Aunor is an acclaimed actress and Boy Abunda is the best talk show host, where the population knows more their showbiz stars better than their national heroes and past presidents, knows more of showbiz gossips than their national history and current events.

7. Where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the lottery is a commodity.

6. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news provides the drama.

5. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.

4. Where finding a deer on the road will be a phenomenon.

3. Where people can get away with stealing trillions of pesos, but not for a thousand.

2. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual. (Grabe talaga ‘to!)

1. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay their tax) —- than those employed and have their tax automatically deducted from their salaries.

and finally….. .

0. Where everyone wants to leave the country!

i say ? Reality Bites.

++moral lesson++

love thy country no matter what!

 

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PinkBohemianSweetie
PinkBohemianSweetie posted over 7 years ago

Wonderful!

Gaxnela
Gaxnela posted over 6 years ago

Woohoo!!!

theow
theow posted over 6 years ago

my native land, am proud man!

eve-e
eve-e posted over 6 years ago

lots of beautiful and wonderful places on earth

novseventeen
novseventeen posted over 6 years ago

ansaya-saya!

absynthefairy99
absynthefairy99 posted over 6 years ago

The best beaches in the world….you can choose from over 7000+ islands and islets….

jea
jea posted over 6 years ago

the best c0untry! im actually fr0m thisland! hehehehehe :D…...

beachfellah
beachfellah posted over 6 years ago

Kumusta, Pilipinas?

LongLiveRock
LongLiveRock posted over 6 years ago

My dad used to go on bussiness trips here all the time when I was very young!

StarvedIchigo
StarvedIchigo posted over 6 years ago

Ever notice how alot of the users here are either philopino or are at least from the philipines? I think its pretty cool, I mean, it makes me wonder if its a really popular site there.

conradap
conradap posted over 6 years ago

i can't wait to go back…

mela
mela posted over 6 years ago

PINOY AKO!!!!!!!!! baby

absynthefairy99
absynthefairy99 posted over 6 years ago
filipinos were the most friendster users...owning about at least 3 or 4 accounts...Philippines is the Text Capital country of the world, ever wonder why our Miss Universe/ Miss World, etc beauty contestants always bags the Miss Friendship or at least on top 15? owning at least 2 mobile phones, Filipinos most hang out places were malls, arcades, internet cafes...and they say Philippines is a 3rd world country and extremely poor!
absynthefairy99
absynthefairy99 posted over 6 years ago

Pinoy, defend our native land. there are a lot of reasons why we should love our country no matter what the other people or races will say, right?

zaido Blue
zaido Blue posted over 6 years ago

this place is the staiway to heaven...

there's no place like HOME!!!

it's great!! pinoy ako!!! 

fendiichick
fendiichick posted over 6 years ago

half filo yayah!!

Ladie
Ladie posted over 6 years ago

half filipino…but still pruod to be one…

wainnagahnduh
wainnagahnduh posted over 6 years ago
WTF.. LOLLaughing
rica
rica posted over 6 years ago

we can't deny those freakin' facts…but i still love this country…Home sweet home…

dEidarA-chan!
dEidarA-chan! posted over 6 years ago

oh..well..ganun tlga…pero da best pa rin ang pinas!!>_<

mhaeka
mhaeka posted over 6 years ago

beautiful place ever..

MinJi PoOh
MinJi PoOh posted over 6 years ago

Ako ay Pilipino,

Ang dugo'y maharlika

Likas sa aking puso

Adhikaing kayganda

Sa Pilipinas na aking bayan

Lantay na perlas ng silanganan

Wari'y natipon ng kayamanan ng maykapal

Bigay sa aking talino sa mabuti lang laan

Sa aking katutubo ang maging mapagmahal

Ako ay Pilipino, Ako ay Pilipino

Isang bansa, isang diwa ang minimithi ko

Sa bayan ko't bandila

Laan buhay ko't diwa

Ako ay Pilipino

Pilipinong totoo

Ako ay Pilipino, Ako ay Pilipino

Taas noo kahit kanino

Ang Pilipino ay AKO!

 

tCz^_^ 

miss_rissey
miss_rissey posted over 6 years ago

what can i say? guilty as charged, and probably a lot more. but what the heck, it's what makes us who we are. and if anybody, i mean anybody, who thinks that they are so good and patient when it comes to driving, have a cruise at the streets of manila. if you manage not to curse while you're at it or afterwards, then you're really good and not to mention, REALLY patient.

 

 

 

DaniieLLex
DaniieLLex posted over 6 years ago

LoL

mimix
mimix posted over 6 years ago

some of those are not exactly true… the writer kinda exagerated a bit… i'm from the philippines, so i know… sheesh….... the writer made it look like this place is the filthiest, criminal-infested, god-forsaken country in the world. why not write about the good things as well. sheesh…

Ma-Jin
Ma-Jin posted over 5 years ago
<3 the philippines but i agree with mimix...sheesh why only show the neg.sides?
p.s :proud to be pinoy! [sry it was necessary^^]
yasui
yasui posted over 5 years ago

all of the staements up there are true!!!

but what could I do?...

I love Philippines still...

nhezs
nhezs posted over 5 years ago

i Love philippines!!!

AwwwWWWw...

12shiela12
12shiela12 posted over 5 years ago

add me up

fs pink_shiel@yahoo.com   

and bestuff pink_shiel@yahoo.com 

abieto_marcello
abieto_marcello posted over 5 years ago

place that best 4 holiday,honeymoon,shopping and etc..

 

Yuki18Yuki
Yuki18Yuki posted over 5 years ago

LOL at all the 50 facts. ah, I love my Japanese Blood.

But I love every bit of my Filipino blood as well :)

Manganda ang Philippines ^^

MABUHAY!

raggamuffin girl
raggamuffin girl posted over 5 years ago

it may not be the best place in the universe but it's home period.

vinana
vinana posted over 5 years ago

Astig talaga ang pinoy!

ratzkyboi
ratzkyboi posted over 5 years ago

well, what can i say… it may not that be that good, but i'm still proud of it no matter what, coz that makes us unique!! go pinoyzzz!!!

juniferxxiv
juniferxxiv posted over 5 years ago

mabuhay..^^

buwahahhaa

juniferxxiv
juniferxxiv posted over 5 years ago

grabe naman 13 years old alcoholic na???

whatever

chrek
chrek posted over 5 years ago

yeeeehaa..a good place?!!!!!!haha

 

CMDR GRANT
CMDR GRANT posted over 5 years ago

My trip to Butuan was most nice, I go to Mindanao, most good peoples of the Phils

Mahal Kita............................the PHILS

I love the Phils

much better than the USA

heheheheheheheheheheheheheeh......................and I love my filippina.................soon to be my wife.......she so pretty...............wonderful lady Sarah.........................heheheheeh she know how to stretch a peso....................hehehehe Wonderful lady of the most best a place in this world

Belive me.........................I travel the world

Face it ............................america not greatest nation

THE PHILIPPINES is the Greatest Nation.................so very much better than crack whore america

CMDR GRANT
CMDR GRANT posted over 5 years ago

No regrets that these thing that I say

when in country the pepoples of the Phils.......................care for me ........feed me................and shelter me in a Nippa Hut

yes I not like USA , USA a very brutal place

But I love the Phils.............................and I love Sarah

in Rat fuck America..........................................commie Swines sell me to Russians..........................russian very bads peoples

Please not trust russians peoples.................!

Mahal din Kita Po............................................!

 

I LOVE THE PHILS........

I SHALL RETURN

CMD GRANT

lesliecadbury
lesliecadbury posted over 5 years ago

PROUD TO BE PINOY!!!

rak en' rol!!!

 wwooooo!

chupia
chupia posted over 5 years ago

i love phillipines so much ! ♪

in the phillipines you can see many beautiful places ..

and most of the filipino's are hospitable ..

 

 

MABUHAY ang PILIPINAS ! [♥ philippines ♥]

Cleo_Patra
Cleo_Patra posted over 5 years ago

waw,,

coolz... country..

amazing..!!Cool

crisng9
crisng9 posted over 5 years ago

well what can i say its true almost all of it but its the reality of life its not happening here in our country but almost all the country have their own stuff happening.

i love my country i love my land this is my home always remember pinoy the red, blue, white, 3 stars and a sun heads up high be proud!!!!!

samanthatrinidad88
samanthatrinidad88 posted over 5 years ago

wow philippines is really cool…

crisel
crisel posted over 5 years ago

 LUPANG HINIRANG
Philippine National Anthem

Bayang magiliw,
Perlas ng Silanganan,
Alab ng puso,
Sa dibdib mo'y buhay.

Lupang HInirang,
Duyan ka ng magiting,
San mamlulupig,
Di ka pasisiil.

Sa dagat at bundok,
Sa simoy at sa langit mong bughaw,
May dilag ang tula
At awit sa paglayang minamahal.

Ang kislap ng watawat mo'y
Tagumpay na nagniningning;
Ang bituin at araw niya,
Kailan pa ma'y di magdidilim.

Lupa ng araw, ng Luwalhati't pagsinta,
Buhay ay langit sa piling mo;
Aming ligaya, na pag may mang-aapi,
Ang mamatay nang dahil sa iyo.

 

Hehe. Laughing

xiaoguifan
xiaoguifan posted over 4 years ago

PROUD of it!

LeeAna24
LeeAna24 posted over 4 years ago

haha love the 50 facts

made me laugh xD philippines <3

 

rapmae_o29
rapmae_o29 posted over 4 years ago

 PHiLiPPiNES. :)) my homeland. iLOVEit. ^_*

those things may be damn true, but I swear u'll enjoy living in this place!

puro nega. lng nmn ung mga nakasulat. y not try to know its positive sides?.

PROUD to be PINOY

narutofan
narutofan posted over 4 years ago

love my country!!!!!!!!

dantencat
dantencat posted over 4 years ago

oh yeah!! it's true!! but still i LOVE philippines!!! one of a kind.. it has great places that you could ever imagined to visit and to stay here!!! ---

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