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Peter Griffin

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trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted over 2 years ago

Chris: Dad, what’s the blow-hole for?

Peter: I’ll tell you what it’s not for, son. And when I do, you’ll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

MastaKink
MastaKink posted over 2 years ago

interviewer: “So Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?”

Peter: (don’t say doing your wife, don’t say doing your wife, don’t say doing your wife) “Uhhh… doing your… son.”

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted over 2 years ago

Peter (after Lois tells him he’s childish): “If I’m a child that means you’re a pedophile, and I’ll be damned if i’m going stand here and take this from a pervert.”

Jemma
Jemma posted over 2 years ago

Peter (leaving a message for Mr. Weed): Mr. Weed? This Peter Griffin. I will not be coming to work today, I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow.

Mister Boomy
Mister Boomy posted over 2 years ago

Peter (after being asked the trivial pursuit question; what colour is a firetruck): Argh! Oh god, i always gets these. Erm. Okay. Er. Alright, firetruck. Firetruck, firetruck, firetruck, firetruck. What colour is those red firetrucks? Er. I can picture them now all red and everything.

gbman
gbman posted over 2 years ago
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.