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Patrick Star
Patrick is SpongeBob's closet friend, a plump, pink well meaning but clueless starfish. Patrick lives under a rock 2 doors down from SpongeBob. Patrick is quite gullible and shares in many of SpongeBob's adventures. His loyalty and friendship to SpongeBob is unequaled and a better friend than Patrick can't be found. SpongeBob's sidekick and buddy.
SpongeBob:Patrick, what's air? I just met this girl who wears a helmet full of air.
Patrick:You mean she puts on airs?
SpongeBob:I guess so.
Patrick:Oh that's just fancy talk. If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up as long as you can.
(SpongeBob blows a bubble shaped like an elephant.)
Patrick:(laughs)Ha ha ha, it's a giraffe!
(Patrick is fighting with SpongeBob)
Patrick:Oh yeah? Well you're a turkey!
SpongeBob:What's that?
Patick:That's what you are!
Patrick:Liar liar, plants for hire!
SpongeBob:That's "pants on fire" Patrick.
Patrick:Well you'd know...liar.
Squidward: This is crazy. Who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning?
(We cut to Patrick, who's sleeping and his alarm clock is ringing. He wakes up.)
Patrick: Oh boy, three a.m.!(takes a krabby patty out and starts to eat it.)
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My friend who's name was also Patrick was nicknamed after him…Patrick Star-fish…haha!
Hey absynthefairy99, I also have a friend named Patrick and I too nick named him the exact same thing.