Paris Hilton Getting out of Jail after Only 3 Days
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Apparently she had some “medical problems”
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Do they think we’re THAT dumb?
Haha I guess so.
yes. yes they do.
i’m happy. a good step. now lets do the second: open the jails and then close them for ever.
we can dream a better world & we can even realise it if we really want.
She had a “rash”. Brain dead is more like it.
Apparently she was sent to the Monopoly jail and she had a “Get out of jail by using a lame excuse” card
Hilarious Trix. Indeed. Her daddy probably owns the jail.
Actualy, it was 5 days, not 3. Not that it makes that much of a difference…
I thought, boy if Paris (no offense to the city) serves her reduced sentence I would be very impressed with her taking her medicine. And. . . maybe just maybe she would learn a valuable lesson in her young life that we all as a society may benefit from her newly found clarity.
Well, guess that didn’t happen!! Way to go Paris, way to show us Joe Sixpacks & Sally Housecoats that the famous and the rich can own up to their mistakes!!
Well it seems she’s going back in, the judge that sent her in the first place is piiiiissssed with the sheriff that let her out. I hope he gets disciplined as well.
Here, here!! The whole thing is just ridiculous! I mean imagine, she didn’t like it, so they let her out!?
Hahaha! She’s going back to jail for 45 days! There is a God!
And he is a just God!!!
It’s too bad she’s not in general population, she needs to get herself a 300 pound butch “girlfriend,” to teach her a thing or two.
Ya know, if I was the judge in this trial, I would’ve done the same thing. I would’ve released her after a couple of days to get her hopes up, and then a day after being released, I’d be like “haha just jokin bitch. you’re goin back to jail for 45 days.” Or something like that
I’d get the guards to run a train on her then get it on film, sell it and make a killing!! ahhhaaahahhahhaaa…
what?! oh like i’m the only one!
For triple weirdness points: The sheriff who thought springing the girl early would be a good idea, Lee Baca? Apparently, he’s a Scientologist.
Fiction is saner than truth.