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A figure of speech that uses an unexpected ending to a series or phrase. For example:

“The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian’s pocket.”

“Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.”

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    NimbleMarmoset
    NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

    I quite like this! Give me more examples and teach me the ways of it.

    Also, how the hell do you go about pronouncing this thing nonchalantly?

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    I’m not sure it’s possible to pronounce nonchalantly. :) It’s Greek in origin if that helps anyone.

    I’ve been trying to recall some good examples to add to the description. Wikipedia’s entry offered “He was at his best when the going was good,” which subtly funny, as well as “It was a beautiful day in March when I was hit by a bus.”

    I’ve noticed that Stephen Colbert uses them rather a lot too, usually using intonation to really sell the first half of the sentence. “Violence never solves anything except conflicts” is the only one of his I can think of off the top of my head.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Not a word I’ve ever come across before! It looks a perfect candidate for one of the crosswords I do.

    Here’s an example from Frasier, where Niles is talking about Martin (can’t run it to ground, so it may not be exact):

    “Underneath that gruff exterior, Dad’s just one giant… spike."

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Ah.

    Couldn’t find it in Chambers, so I hunted a bit more. It’s originally a Classical Greek phrase, para prosdokian, which can be translated contrary to expectation.

    I think the accent’s on the do syllable, but I’ll check on that.

    Not a very euphonious word!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Hey… what happened? Have I just found a formatting style I didn’t know about?

    - do -

    do

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    I’m with it now. I tried to emphasise the – do – syllable and accidentally found ‘strikethrough’.

    Excuse my rambling!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Got it.

    Prosdokao means to expect (pro- means forward and dokeuo means watch or look); Prosdokian means expectation

    The next question is: so, why is there an ’s’ in it? I can’t answer that. Yet.

    I got the accent wrong: pronounce it “para pross dok EE an”

    Or “para prozz dok EE an”

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    I was certain the accent is on the “do”: para-prose-DOKE-ian. Although it does sound Greek-er with the accent on the “i”. Hmm.

    The more I think about it, the more I want a figure of speech that’s just a “prosdokian” to be its opposite. But I suppose that would just be an ordinary sentence.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    ?

    I don’t get that at all, Bailey!

    NimbleMarmoset
    NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

    Is it pronounced doke or dock?

    Indeed, Stephen Colbert does use this a lot!

    Now I think I have it cleared up, thanks to Finrod’s scrutinization of the word. I thank you!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    I hope I can do this in one go, after yesterday’s debacle…

    Dock or doke? I think the answer must be ‘as you please’, NM. The second ‘o’ seems to be an omicron and not an omega, which indicates ‘dock’ as the more accurate. But it’s not gospel.

    I found myself saying the ‘dock’ version automatically once I found the stress was on the EE

    You’re welcome, NM! It was fun tracking it down… unlike ‘epithernia’ which is a mysterious ‘Greek word’ that fellow member boomstam posted… I can’t find that anywhere except one website. And the post I put up in the forums.

    I still don’t know where the ’s’ in paraprosdokian comes from, though.

    NimbleMarmoset
    NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

    Ah yes, I see why you chose “dock” over “doke”.

    But I still cannot find a way for it to slip off the tongue fairly lightly. I must practice.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    The combination of ’s’ and ‘d’ is what makes it difficult to trip off the tongue. It looks remarkably un-Greek.

    But I’ve established its pedigree, so I’ll keep digging for more info on it.

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    Author/editor/rhetorician Jay Heinrichs seems to think it’s para-prose-DOKE-ian. Greek roots aside, this seems to me like the sanest way to pronounce it English. I may be biased, though, as it’s the way I’ve been saying it for a few years.

    Regarding my previously cofusing comment: if a “paraprosdokian” is a phrase with an unexpected ending, a “prosdokian” sounds like it should be the opposite—a paraprosdokian without the twist. But of course, that would be a fairly useless word. I was just being silly. :)

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Oh, I see, Bailey!

    Oh, the perils of communicating through the written word alone!

    Still can’t find justification for the ’s’.

    I recognise that name Heinrichs – I found that trawling round the Net (curious form of words!) this morning.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Mr. Heinrichs doesn’t give pronunciation guides to all his words… antistrophe (four syllables) can be stressed on the second OR third syllable.

    The defence rests.

    In fact I might even go for a lie down.

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    Well, the prosecution alleges that any pronunciation with four unstressed syllables followed by an iamb is going to be painfully wrong-sounding sounding no matter how many times you say it. Ergo, para-prose-DOKE-ian > para-prose-do-KEY-an. :)

    Meanwhile, I found another one already on Bestuff!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    The defence raises its weary, pain-wracked body to its feet and lunges sharply – but patiently – at m’learned friend prosecuting, with the observation that I pointed out that the Greek was a penultimately-stressed two-word expression, not a six-syllable word.

    And (as he twisted the anapaestic knife in the wound)

    - I think you’ll find (unless it’s changed since I taught myself this stuff) that a stressed syllable followed by an unstressed one is called a trochee.

    Not an iamb.

    Nor a dactyl, for that matter.

    Your turn!

    Who would have thought you could get so much fun out of a word! ;-)

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Damn! The formatting hasn’t turned out right!

    Well, who cares? It’s legible… I think!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Here’s a less ambitious version:

    The defence raises its weary, pain-wracked body to its feet and lunges sharply – but patiently – at m’learned friend prosecuting, with the observation that I* pointed out that the Greek was a penultimately-stressed two-word expression, not a six-syllable word.

    And (as he twisted the anapaestic knife in the wound)

    - I think you’ll find (unless it’s changed since I taught myself this stuff) that a *stressed syllable followed by an unstressed one is called a trochee.

    Not an iamb.

    Nor a dactyl, for that matter.

    Your turn!

    Who would have thought you could get so much fun out of a word! ;-)

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    It’s still not come out right! Oh, it’s cursed, this page!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    It’s still not come out right! Oh, it’s cursed, this page!

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    Damnit! I meant trochee. My brain was off. Oh, the pain.

    Regardless of the original Greek, paraprosdokian is a single, six-syllable word in English now. Like it or not, when you ram two words together into one word, there are metrical conseqences. One of them is me putting the stress on the fourth beat of para-prose-DOKE-ian, as I am not in ancient Greece!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Oh, Calamity!

    Now I’ve done a Bailey and printed it twice! How?

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    Wait a minute! How did double posting get to be named after me?

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    “One of them me is putting the stress on the fourth beat of para-prose-DOKE-ian, as I am not in ancient Greece!”

    Can we have a translation of that into English, please?

    I would have posted sooner, but I was handicapped by the fact that I was convulsed with laughter.

    Excuse me while I go look for a spondee.

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    *one of them is me putting the stress on the fourth beat of para-prose-DOKE-ian, as I am not in ancient Greece.

    If you need me, I’ll be under a train.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Oh, I’m well-informed. I’ve been here.

    Have I mentioned that I’ve been described as “dangerous”?

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    I’m my own undoing. You get none of the credit.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Oh me… I’ve never laughed so much since I read a book by Tom Sharpe.

    We should save all this and publish it. It’s funnier than what’s on my TV 80 % of the time.

    Make sure that’s not a British train… you’ll be waiting a long time!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    “I’m my own undoing.”

    ?

    Interesting syntax! Is it US usage generally, or confined to the NY area?

    Sorry I’m not quicker on the uptake… but I keep getting attacks of uncontrollable mirth and I can’t see my keyboard for tears.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Nor the screen, for that matter.

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    My syntax is always weird. Unfortuately, I’m also a careless typist. The combined effect guarantees that my comments are incomprehensible at least 65% of the time.

    Forunately, the trains are quite prompt in New York.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    “Well, the prosecution alleges that any pronunication...”

    I missed that one.

    Consider yourself lucky!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    “Forunately”

    Indeed.

    How come we decide to type at the same time so much? ;)

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    Did I say I’m a careless typist? I meant to say “catastrophically awful”.

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    At this point I’m just killing time until the crosstown local shows up.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Oh, dear God, I wish I could stop laughing…

    I presume a ‘crosstown local’ is a train. Seriously. I don’t know the phrase.

    No, Bailey,...[adopts Darth Vader tone]... your destiny lies with me

    Excuse me, but I have to go outside for a while.

    Before anybody asks, the picture’s of my grandfather.

    About 1897.

    Hideous Monster
    Hideous Monster posted about 1 year ago

    My personal favorites are, “a penny saved is a penny adjusted for inflation,” and “great minds think like me.”

    NimbleMarmoset
    NimbleMarmoset posted about 1 year ago

    Would this word accept the line from The Philadelphia Story “The course of true love gathers no moss”?

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    Ooh, that’s a good one. :)

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    To return to the duel (now that I can type again without helpless laughter hindering every keystroke)... I don't count it as a six-syllable English word; It's not in Chambers Dictionary (yet!); it's essentially a two-word Classical Greek expression.

    As Lincoln said in a discussion where someone argued that slavery was a form of protection, "Calling a cow a horse doesn't make it a horse."

    And the first 'o' is short; I don't agree with Mr. Heinrichs.

    Hey, I like the new look!

    Very swish!

     And we can edit, too! Well, That takes half the fun out of it...

    Was the crosstown local on time?

    -bailey-
    -bailey- posted about 1 year ago

    The crosstown local is always on time. I've only decided not to be under it just yet because I've realised I deserve to continue suffering.

     I will split the difference with you on paraprosdokian; if you wish to write it as a two word Greek phrase, I won't argue with the correctness of that, and you can say it in whatever manner the Greeks deem fit. But as long as it's a single word in English, it's got the stress on the 4th beat, it has a long "O", and it has a mysterious "s" in it, which is not my fault, but the way it is.  The stress on the 4th beat is the most reasonable pronunciation of it as a single word in English, the most common, and the most accepted.  It may not be in the dictionary at present, but it can be considered a neologism in English, and one that is ever so much more likely to enjoy increasing popularity if people can pronounce it without looking like an idiot. I like the word, damnit. I don't want to cripple it at the starting gate by insisting on unpronounceable pronunciations or that it isn't a word at all.  Stop fighting my word!

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    Yes - we all deserve to suffer like we did yesterday. I don't know about you, but your wit, repartee (and the occasional typing slip) yesterday certainly had me in stitches such as are rarely seen on this side of the Atlantic these days. But how can you accuse me of fighting your word when I Bested it? I'm merely trying to unwrap its mystery - and as we've seen with its mystery 's', sometimes the origins of words lie hidden beyond the powers of a crystal ball.

    In the best traditions of the old song "You say potato, I say.." let's put down our fearsome verbal weapons and call the whole thing off. I hereby grant you full feudal rights to a six-syllable and fully English word, accented on the antepenultimate. Pax!

    ("Eppure si muove...")

     

    PS Having thrown 'antisyzygy' your way I'm busy looking for other linguistic savouries for us to sample.

    belacqua
    belacqua posted about 1 year ago

    An interesting discussion to catch up on. Now, just one, totally boring question: has anyone actually managed to find a reliable (read: printed) reference for this word anywhere? And claims on the Wikipedia talk page that those exist don't count (couldn't verify those for lack of JSTOR access).

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    A-HA! At LAST!

    I've found a (murky) reference to the 's'.

     

    Pro-- is listed in one lexicon as basically meaning before; in the same listing I have found pros-- glossed as a 'strengthened form' of pro--.

    You live and learn!

    Oh, the satisfaction...

    PS I've had to edit this 'cos I can't figure out how to insert a link to the page! How's it done?

    gbman
    gbman posted about 1 year ago

    This is great, I looked this up on wiki-. This is funny stuff!

    Behind every dark cloud, there's even a darker cloud!

    Is that one?

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago
    Hmmm... I think so, gb. In that the expected ending is 'silver lining'.
    gbman
    gbman posted about 1 year ago

    Thank you kind sir, I thought so. I never knew these had a name. Your research on this is appreciated.

    Finrod
    Finrod posted about 1 year ago

    The two-word phrase is well-established; I'm somewhat surprised it's not in Chambers Dictionary.

    As a Greek phrase, I mean. 

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