My Homer Is Not a Communist. He May Be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but He Is Not a Porn Star

• "Kids, You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try." › 73 people
• "The Fingers You Have Used to dial Are Too Fat. to obtain a Special Dialing Wand, Please Mash the Keypad with Your Palm Now." › 61 people
• Why Do Things That Only Happen to stupid People Keep Happening to Me? › 40 people
• "Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?" › 21 people
• I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman › 15 people
• He Lied to us through Song - I Hate When People Do That › 11 people
• "That's Homer Simpson, Sir" › 10 people
• Homer to billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your Gloomy, Depressing Music, My Children No Longer Hope for the Future I Can Not Afford to give Them." › 10 people
• "Marge, I'll Understand If You Sleep on the Couch Tonight" › 10 people
• "Trying Is the First Step towards Failure" › 8 people
• "What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" › 6 people
• If the Flintstones Has Taught Us Anything, It's That Pelicans Can Be Used to mix Cement. › 6 people
• Lisa, Vampires Are Make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos › 4 people
• Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers › 3 people
• Save Me Jebus! › 3 people

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