Mitch Hedberg
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i used 2 do drugs… i still do, but i used 2 to
“I’m not making a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese, sandwich.”
Rest in peace, Mitch.
“Remember that song, baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetary?”
I got a business card, ‘cause I want to win some lunches. That’s what my business card says: “Mitch Hedberg, potential lunch winner.” Call me some time, maybe we’ll have lunch… If I’m lucky!
I can’t believe he’s gone. I wish someone would have been there, to help him, something…I loved that guy. My favourite, he was the best. He will be so missed.
“I like refried beans, that’s why I want to try fried beans, maybe they’re just as good and I won’t waste so much time.”
no, seriously. what /is/ a sesame? :P
When I was a boy I lay in my twin size bed, wondering where my brother was…
I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fishsticks in SHIT!
"I have an ant farm.Damn bastards don't grow shit."
This guy was amazing R.I.P mitch the one liner king of the world
“Saved by the buoyancy of citrus”
RIP Mitch