I don’t think the Best Person would die from self-asphixiation (sp) while jerking off.
They’d die while 12 bimbos and a chimpanzee strangled them, while having anal intercourse with one of the bimbos, going down on two of the bimbos, fingering another bimbo, lighting up a cigar for the chimpanzee, and getting massaged various places by the remaining bimbos.
Well, maybe not, but, at least it is cooler than dying that other way.
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He was the Morrison of our generation (and by ‘our’ I mean the ‘80s generation), and it’s a shame every single day that he is no longer with us
I don’t think the Best Person would die from self-asphixiation (sp) while jerking off.
They’d die while 12 bimbos and a chimpanzee strangled them, while having anal intercourse with one of the bimbos, going down on two of the bimbos, fingering another bimbo, lighting up a cigar for the chimpanzee, and getting massaged various places by the remaining bimbos.
Well, maybe not, but, at least it is cooler than dying that other way.