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• "Kids, You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try." › 66 people
• "The Fingers You Have Used to dial Are Too Fat. to obtain a Special Dialing Wand, Please Mash the Keypad with Your Palm Now." › 52 people
• Why Do Things That Only Happen to stupid People Keep Happening to Me? › 32 people
• "Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?" › 18 people
• I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman › 15 people
• "Marge, I'll Understand If You Sleep on the Couch Tonight" › 11 people
• Homer to billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your Gloomy, Depressing Music, My Children No Longer Hope for the Future I Can Not Afford to give Them." › 10 people
• "Trying Is the First Step towards Failure" › 7 people
• "What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" › 6 people
• If the Flintstones Has Taught Us Anything, It's That Pelicans Can Be Used to mix Cement. › 6 people
• He Lied to us through Song - I Hate When People Do That › 6 people
• "That's Homer Simpson, Sir" › 4 people
• Lisa, Vampires Are Make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos › 3 people
• Save Me Jebus! › 3 people
• Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers › 3 people

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• "I Miss You so Much It Hurts Sometimes." (Scrubs) › 57 people
• "I've Made a Huge Mistake." › 22 people
• "Listen Very Carefully, I Shall Say This Only Once"! › 14 people
• Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do › 14 people
• I'd Love to stay and Chat, but You're a Total Bitch › 10 people
• "I'm a Doctor, Not A..." › 8 people
• Pikachu, I Choose You! › 7 people
• Fantastic! Let's Make Cancer Feel Foolish! › 7 people
• "I'm in Love with You" › 6 people
• "Marge, I'll Understand If You Sleep on the Couch Tonight" › 6 people
• "Never Apologize, Never Explain." › 4 people
• "What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" › 3 people
• "You Think I Named Myself Black Vulcan? Hell, No! I Used to go by Supervolt. "Black Vulcan" Was Aquaman's Idea. and I Said, Well, Maybe We Should Just Call You White Fish." › 3 people
• "It's a Fucking Shrine, Alice! a Bordering on Psychotic, Serial Killer, Obsessive Type Shrine!" › 3 people
• I Won the Mums! › 3 people

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• “Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.” › 483 people
• “Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind.” › 353 people
• No to Racism › 295 people
• “I Believe That Imagination Is Stronger than Knowledge - Myth Is More Potent than History - Dreams Are More Powerful than Facts - Hope Always Triumphs over Experience - Laughter Is the Cure for Grief - Love Is Stronger than Death” › 294 people
• “I've Learned That People Will Forget What You Said, People Will Forget What You Did, but People Will Never Forget How You Made Them Feel.” › 272 people
• "I Am so Clever That Sometimes I Don't Understand a Single Word of What I Am Saying." › 261 people
• Why so SERIOUS? › 246 people
• “You Know You're in Love When You Can't Fall Asleep Because Reality Is Finally Better than Your Dreams.” › 190 people
• "A Friend Is Someone Who Will Bail You out of Jail, but Your Best Friend Is the One Sitting next to you Saying 'That Was F***ing Awesome!' " › 175 people
• "I Promise to love You Forever- Every Single Day of Forever." › 155 people
• It Takes a Minute to have a Crush on Someone, an Hour to like Someone, and a Day to love Someone -- but It Takes a Lifetime to forget Someone › 143 people
• "Teddies Don't Hug Back, but Sometimes They're All You've Got" › 136 people
• "if My Heart Had a Face It Would Be Smiling" › 135 people
• "My Favorite Thing about Eating Gummy Bears Is Knowing That They Can't Fight Back When You Bite Their Heads Off" › 131 people
• "Why's All the Rum Gone?" › 130 people

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