A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A priest meets a frog. The frog says to the priest: „Father, you must help me. I am a cursed prince. And the only way that I can win back my original shape is to sleep a night in a bed with a priest.” So the priest takes the frog home, places it in his bed and falls asleep. The next morning when he wakes up he finds a 12-year old naked boy beside him.
This is at least the version of the defence lawyer.
making people laugh is my fortait…... i just love to see everyone feel happy and glad that they are asround me….especially when i make jokes that make no sense…..but the best thing about it is that they all laugh….....
Im always that dorky girls that cracks out laughing. At first, when I meet people it's a little ambarassing, but, later, they end up laughing with me and just like me. Its my magic. I have contagious laugh. xD
I love making ppl laugh mostly my friends, my friends love to make me laugh too. It feel so great when you laugh. But sometimes when me and my friends laugh it gets out of control.
I'm like the class clean joker in my class, so yeh its uplifting to feel this way. However there are the so called "jokers" that do meen jokes on people.
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Hey ileah, you comment too much, you need another hobby ;P
Kink your mean tonight, :P she can comment as much as she wants
No no no… i'm keeping track! 5 comments a day. Anymore than that and you gotta answer to me :-/
and who do you answer to kink? because i know you often go over 5 comments :P
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Ahahahaha good one!!
I answer only to God. and since I don't believe in god then, well... you figure it out ;)
haha ya I thought it was pretty funny
oooo, so you answer to Buddha
Smoke the holy chalice, got my own religion… Beastie Boys
im just contenplating wether or no your actaully clone of my sister in guy form.....
and as for the coment remark i will happily answer to u because this IS my hobby!
As we are talking about religion:
A priest meets a frog. The frog says to the priest: „Father, you must help me. I am a cursed prince. And the only way that I can win back my original shape is to sleep a night in a bed with a priest.” So the priest takes the frog home, places it in his bed and falls asleep. The next morning when he wakes up he finds a 12-year old naked boy beside him.
This is at least the version of the defence lawyer.
ha lol
thats hahalerious
lmao that was hysterical
its hard to make people laugh so its such a turn on when a guy can make you laugh…
i agree
Its sooo good to make people laugh expecially when they soo sad they dont even want to talk to ya ..
i cheer up mah friends when there sad sometime and ya just get this little feeling in you stomach and it make you happy
i lurv making my friends laugh!
especially when they laugh so hard that they crie/piss em selfs lolololololol
when i make people laugh i laugh too
I think..making people laugh is an extra- ordinary ability. You know, it's more easy to make people cry than to make people laugh....
Woooh....
Keep smilin'..
making people laugh is my fortait…... i just love to see everyone feel happy and glad that they are asround me….especially when i make jokes that make no sense…..but the best thing about it is that they all laugh….....
Im always that dorky girls that cracks out laughing. At first, when I meet people it's a little ambarassing, but, later, they end up laughing with me and just like me. Its my magic. I have contagious laugh. xD
this is something that can change the World.
-LockeHeart
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'Giggle Puss'
LOL, too cute
(well, it made me laugh)
Ha Ha
without comedy id be dead inside
best theraphy i guesss
laugh laugh laugh LAUGH!!!!!!lol
ohhh especially wen they're nt feelin' ok!
greatest thing that everyone can share to others in their own different ways….I just love the feeling!
it's def. a confidence booster. xD
wouldn't it be funnier if anyone see this big cat laugh?
just love it <3
I'm like the class clean joker in my class, so yeh its uplifting to feel this way. However there are the so called "jokers" that do meen jokes on people.
i luv doing that it makes me feel good :)