And before all of you Chuck Norris fans get upset:
Chuck Norris then developed a way to warp spacetime in such a manner that interstellar space travel became possible. He round-house kicked the Universe through MacGyver’s colonic sphincter.
swiss army knife? hell, MacGyver WAS a swiss army knife!
Chuck licks balls Bauer can take him why? Jack can take pain and lots of it, he has a gun...always and he can fight like he did at the end of season 2 on the football stadium..... he's no MacGyver though!
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he doesn’t even need that!
I once heard that using nothing more than a discarded staple and 40 pounds of industrial grade lard, he invented space-time.
And before all of you Chuck Norris fans get upset:
Chuck Norris then developed a way to warp spacetime in such a manner that interstellar space travel became possible. He round-house kicked the Universe through MacGyver’s colonic sphincter.
Chuck Norris is so overrated on this site, it starts to be really annoying!!
pretty amazing
Chuck norris is better
Hey how bout that Chuck Norris, is he great or what…
macgyver rules!!! btw chuck norris sucks. his roundhorse kicks are nothing. simply ask jack bauer to shoot his kneecaps. that will teach him. haha
Yes, I agree! Jack Bauer kicks more ass than Chuck Norris any day or episode. Come on, Texas Ranger? Please.
Macgyver pwns Chuck.
ok i personally could care less about chuck norris he is overrated and stupid and so not worth spamming my man MacGyver's page over!
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sticks tounge out at masta ur just mad because u know he's better than chuck norris!
If I were to choose between Macgyver and Chuck Norris, I'd go for Macgyver!
swiss army knife? hell, MacGyver WAS a swiss army knife!
Chuck licks balls Bauer can take him why? Jack can take pain and lots of it, he has a gun...always and he can fight like he did at the end of season 2 on the football stadium..... he's no MacGyver though!