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“I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.”
“Good grief!”
Waitress: “Welcome to Klimpy’s, anywhere you like.” Lucille: “This does not bode well.”
“I hope you have an escape plan!”
“I’ve been a horrible mother.”
“I don’t care for GOB .”
“SURPRISE!”
“She was made in a cup…like soup.”
Oh, hello, Buster. Here’s a candy bar. No, I’m withholding it. Look at me, “getting off.”
“How much can one banana cost? Ten dollars?”
“Then why don’t you marry an ice-cream sandwich?!”
Michael: So, Mom, I’m trying to find… Lucille: I don’t know where they are. Michael: ...these flight records. You know, it’s really more believable if you let me finish.
Lucille: Oh, it’s probably all in a storage unit somewhere. Michael: Where’s the storage unit? Lucille: I don’t remember. Michael: Try. Lucille: Something-dale. I don’t know- Brookfeather, Raintree. It’s hot. It was very hot there. I’ve never been… get a warrant. Michael: Don’t think I won’t! Mother, Mother, I care about this family. Lucille: And I do too, my darling. That’s why I’m worried about G.O.B… I was on the phone with him this morning. Michael: You mean just now, right? When I came in? Lucille: Yes, just now, when you came in. And he’s upset, he’s very upset. You haven’t included him in the business at all. He’s your older brother. You could find a little job for him. Make him feel special. Michael: But he’s not special, Mother. Lucille: No. But he loves you. We all love you. Michael: Where’s the storage unit? Lucille: It’s with your warrant.
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Lucille Bluth: I’ll be in the hospital bar. Michael Bluth: Uhh, you know, there isn’t a hospital bar, mother. Lucille Bluth: Well, this is why people hate hospitals.