Klump Babies

Klump babies are small floating clumps of fat covered in skin. They speak to you through telepathy with a booming deep voice. They have the magical ability to grant wishes and kill people with their farts, which they may release at any time of their choosing. When they are not following people around, klump babies bounce in one spot for hours on end. They will not let anything scare them off while bouncing, thus making them easy to capture.