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ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy: Well, I uh, ya see, I uh… Drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No, no. I uh… I put… uh… Why, you buying?
Roy: Just because you’re familiar with the missionary position doesn’t make you a missionary.
Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you’re not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?
Roy: Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew. [Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don’t have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I’m gonna brush my teeth.
“I think I tore my sack!”
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ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy: Well, I uh, ya see, I uh… Drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No, no. I uh… I put… uh… Why, you buying?
Roy: Just because you’re familiar with the missionary position doesn’t make you a missionary.
Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you’re not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?
Roy: Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew. [Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don’t have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I’m gonna brush my teeth.
“I think I tore my sack!”