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Jokes That Make No Sense

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mark my words.
mark my words. posted about 1 year ago

They are so funny. Haha…

mark my words.
mark my words. posted about 1 year ago

They are so funny. Haha…

Snoo
Snoo posted about 1 year ago

It's like: Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. They're cool.

nano
nano posted about 1 year ago

Or something like: 'there were two peas on a tree. One fall, the other was called Antonia.'

trixareforkids
trixareforkids posted about 1 year ago

<font>So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, "Would you pass the soap," and the other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"</font>

xx^_________^xx
xx^_________^xx posted about 1 year ago

knock knock.

who's there?

pineapple.

pineapple who?

.:silence:.

ok. THE END. x)

blakdogserenade
blakdogserenade posted about 1 year ago

yea well were not the sharpest light bulbs in the cereal drawer

xx^_________^xx
xx^_________^xx posted about 1 year ago

CEREAL!

inuaddict7
inuaddict7 posted about 1 year ago

hahha, that joke just gets me every time.

it's a knee slapper. 

xx^_________^xx
xx^_________^xx posted about 1 year ago

knee+slapper=TV set.

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ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

i love jokes that make no sense! there the best!!!!

Darth Xelleon
Darth Xelleon posted 10 months ago

No they're not. Unless they are.

ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

hmmmmmm… deeep

Dalose+Kabuto_Forever
Dalose+Kabuto_Forever posted 10 months ago

Why did the penguin become queen?

.....idk

NEITHER DO I GO AWAY!!!!

Josephurus
Josephurus posted 10 months ago

run, run, fast as you can, shotgun in hand, ITS THE GINGERBREAD MAN!!!

ileah
ileah posted 10 months ago

haha scary

Kaylaxrawrxcore
Kaylaxrawrxcore posted 10 months ago

(:

love_goddess8
love_goddess8 posted 9 months ago

can a match box?

 no but a tin can!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....no.....

ileah
ileah posted 9 months ago

haha

Precipitation
Precipitation posted 9 months ago
That makes about as much sense as two old bald men fighting over an electric pencil sharpener in a lighthouse during a windstorm.
ileah
ileah posted 9 months ago

right on

x--imoan--x
x--imoan--x posted 9 months ago

haha freakin love that joke

 

LMfookingAO

zealotta
zealotta posted 9 months ago

A mosquito walks into a bar.... then he gets squished by the bartender.

THE END

Mara.
Mara. posted 9 months ago

DAHAHA soma these jokes ppl have said crak me up

BillBroad
BillBroad posted 9 months ago

kind of joke that hard to laugh….

nano
nano posted 9 months ago

What's the similarity between a stork and a hippopotamus?

They both fly,

except for the hippopotamus.

ileah
ileah posted 9 months ago

haha XD

swissbob
swissbob posted 9 months ago

What is the difference between a sparrow? – His both legs have the same lenght, especially the right one.

Crimson_Tears2003
Crimson_Tears2003 posted 8 months ago

Lol, the muffin joke always cracks me up!

Jotsna
Jotsna posted 8 months ago

Funny n yet so stupid!

Sunsetter
Sunsetter posted 8 months ago

'I see…' Said the blind man to his deaf dog from the corner of the round table =^^=

ileah
ileah posted 8 months ago

haha

ans'kie_angie
ans'kie_angie posted 4 months ago

it shows that you're insane….........hahahahaha

bugmenottt
bugmenottt posted 4 months ago

I love the muffin joke and the stork & hippo one. Here's another:

If I'm canoeing up a tree, how many cupcakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because vests don't have sleeves.

wrestlinboy
wrestlinboy posted 28 days ago

my friend told me the muffin joke. thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! i had to think abot the confused one for a second though….

_kaTHya_
_kaTHya_ posted 28 days ago

-  =X

-  ??

-  =X

-  What??

-  Oh, shut up!!

 

Okay, this was pretty stupid.. Well, the muffin one: XD

samgirl
samgirl posted 27 days ago

i made this up when i was 5. it's so stupid, but i laugh every time!

me: why did the chicken cross the road?

my brother: why?

me: to get a haircut, duh!

my brother: ...........what?

me: nevermind, ur too stupid to understand.....XP

my brother: uh, i think ur the stupid one here......T.T