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PERRY
(reverently)
This was made in prison by Johnnie
Mack Potter: the most prolific
murderer in America. He was convicted
of killing 36 people.
BLURK
How’d you get a hold of that?
PERRY
Well, Johnnie Mack Potter used to be
the janitor and mascot of my old
school, the Roosevelt High Red Devils.
He was caught the year before
I attended, so I never met him. Every
day I walked down those hallways, and
I couldn’t help think to myself: “Wow!
A serial killer once cleaned these.”
BLURK
“Wow!” is right!
PERRY
So I wrote to him in prison and he
sent me this devil doohickey. But
here I am, probably boring you with
this killer-talk.
Blurk reaches into his pocket and shows Perry a picture of
a man (who looks like a murderous John Waters) standing in
a football field in a devil uniform.
PERRY (CONT’D)
Hey, that’s Johnnie Mack Potter in his
old mascot uniform! How’d you get
that?
(reverently)
This was made in prison by Johnnie
Mack Potter: the most prolific
murderer in America. He was convicted
of killing 36 people.
BLURK
How’d you get a hold of that?
PERRY
Well, Johnnie Mack Potter used to be
the janitor and mascot of my old
school, the Roosevelt High Red Devils.
He was caught the year before
I attended, so I never met him. Every
day I walked down those hallways, and
I couldn’t help think to myself: “Wow!
A serial killer once cleaned these.”
BLURK
“Wow!” is right!
PERRY
So I wrote to him in prison and he
sent me this devil doohickey. But
here I am, probably boring you with
this killer-talk.
Blurk reaches into his pocket and shows Perry a picture of
a man (who looks like a murderous John Waters) standing in
a football field in a devil uniform.
PERRY (CONT’D)
Hey, that’s Johnnie Mack Potter in his
old mascot uniform! How’d you get
that?
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Wow! What a great stuff. Awesome! I loved that episode of Milleneum!!