2316 people bested this!10 people are curious. |
Created sometime before 2003 when people in the US army decided to connect their computers together across the entire country for a massive pong tournament; The internet is the name given to the series of connections from computer to computer to other computers to more computers to….like all the computers that resembles a kind of a “web” of connections.
Usually everyone’s first use of the internet is going to an http “web site” like this one which has a unique address. On these sites a variety of content and links to other addresses is presented in a browser window where you the “user” can navigate. When you go to different locations on these “web sites” you are perceived to be “surfing” them. For example:
Person 1: “Hey wanna go to the playboy mansion tonight? I can get you in.”
person 2: “Nah thanks man, tonight I’m surfing the web.”
person 1: “oh cool what website will you be surfing the most?”
person 2:”playboy.com”
That’s Amazing you say?! Other than playboy what kind of web sites are there?
Well most sites are like free versions of playboy or “internet pornograhy” or “Pr0|\|z” for short which are really why the internet was created for but there are other sites as well!...but unfortunately most of them are gay.
For example: Facebook.com is the address of a particularly used website . It is basically a collection of pictures of the worthless people in the world made so normal people can laugh at them and their stupid lives. As the old saying goes: “Anybody who’s nobody is on facebook!”
Although facebook is the most used of it's kind there have been others; like "myspace" and "friendster" but many people figured out that these sites were just made so people could point and laugh at how lame they are.Other less gay uses of the internet are:
Online Gaming or "murder simulations" as they are often called, file Sharing through p2p or person to person protocols like “bitorrent” and Wikipedia
Now is a good a time as any to connect to the internet! get your copy today!



















Comments
I just got the ‘web’ picture.
Hell yeah!
better than life ;D
I’m so addicted.
Knowledge is power
its simply the best invention ever. Makes everything so much easier.
I have been online since 1992 and during that time it’s so fascinating to see how much has changed and the way people are incorporating it.
Internet? What’s that?
And without the internet you wouldn’t be here typing.. SO LOVE IT . Its also the best resource for porn, you dirt bastards ♥
Pity so few of us have access to it…
has anyone seen the internet is for porn song? its amazing! internet isn’t just good for porn though it’s huge, its great!
has anyone seen the internet is for porn song? its amazing! internet isn’t just good for porn though it’s huge, its great!
damn stupid internet
ROCKS ! this internet does.
Couldn’t image life without it and don’t want too. Now if only I could get some real high speed in this rural town life would be perfect.
I’d be lost without you.
Without the internet, I wouldn’t be writing this!
I want high speed internet. :( My internet has the shittiest little shitty shitty bang bang connection.
I hear the internet is on computers now…interesting…
The internet is too good for posrn. you should not dirty it with that trash.
internet is my intelligence
Oops. Wow spelt porn wrong..
Beware of spywares and viruses!!
the world will just die without it.
I love the internet. Connects everyone to so many ‘interesting’ people, haha.
I don't know what i would do without the internet, it is just so damn useful!
i totally agree.
who can live without it!!?
Well we all used to…
i can't live without it!
Addiction?
Major part of my procrastination.
New Catagory: The Best Way To Get Off Task While On The Computer…
Most Definatly
xD
nyahahha!
I can't imagine what people did without the internet. We've only just scratched the surface of how useful this tool is.
Nice Darth, where'd you find that?
If it wasn't for the internet i wouldn't have a social life. It's how i keep in touch with all of my friends.
best invention ever!
i use it all the time, but i'm not exactly sure what it is. where is all this shit stored??
I know… i think about that a lot when i use it.
i'm sensing a visit to wikipedia coming on…i'll inform you of the results
Please do! I'll be waiting. ^^
okay. the internet is a huge network made up of little bitty networks. i guess a few of them have humongous database thingies to store the gazillions of different stuffs that go on. it started as an attempt by the u.s. to network all their sattelite dishes together, then the guy in charge of the project got the bright idea that this could revolutionize the way people did just about everything.
Way to keep it simple, for the feebleminded. Do you happen to know the name of this "guy in charge"?
Oh let me guess… George W. Bush. (laughs hysterically)
al gore, of course.
actually, his name was j.c.r. licklider. bummer of a name.