I'd Love to stay and Chat, but You're a Total Bitch

• " I Will Not Be Coming to work Today, I Was in a Terrible Plane Crash. My Entire Family Was Killed and I Am a Vegetable. See You Tomorrow." › 31 people
• "I like You. When the World Is Mine, Your Death Shall Be Quick and Painless." › 19 people
• I'd Love to stay and Chat, but You're a Total Bitch › 19 people
• Dear Meg, for the First Four Years of Your Life I Thought You Were a Housecat › 12 people
• "You Look like Snoopy, and It Makes Me Smile." › 7 people
• I Have an Idea, an Idea so Smart That My Head Would Explode If I Even Began to know What I Was Talking About › 7 people
• Brian's the New Meg › 3 people

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• "I Miss You so Much It Hurts Sometimes." (Scrubs) › 57 people
• "I've Made a Huge Mistake." › 22 people
• Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do › 14 people
• "Listen Very Carefully, I Shall Say This Only Once"! › 14 people
• I'd Love to stay and Chat, but You're a Total Bitch › 10 people
• "I'm a Doctor, Not A..." › 8 people
• Pikachu, I Choose You! › 7 people
• Fantastic! Let's Make Cancer Feel Foolish! › 7 people
• "Marge, I'll Understand If You Sleep on the Couch Tonight" › 6 people
• "I'm in Love with You" › 6 people
• "What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" › 3 people
• "You Think I Named Myself Black Vulcan? Hell, No! I Used to go by Supervolt. "Black Vulcan" Was Aquaman's Idea. and I Said, Well, Maybe We Should Just Call You White Fish." › 3 people
• "It's a Fucking Shrine, Alice! a Bordering on Psychotic, Serial Killer, Obsessive Type Shrine!" › 3 people
• "Never Apologize, Never Explain." › 3 people
• I Won the Mums! › 3 people

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