"I like You. When the World Is Mine, Your Death Shall Be Quick and Painless."

• "I like You. When the World Is Mine, Your Death Shall Be Quick and Painless." › 77 people
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• "I like You. When the World Is Mine, Your Death Shall Be Quick and Painless." › 37 people

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• “Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.” › 685 people
• “Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind.” › 585 people
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• No to Racism › 371 people
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• "Teddies Don't Hug Back, but Sometimes They're All You've Got" › 276 people
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• "if My Heart Had a Face It Would Be Smiling" › 205 people
• "I Promise to love You Forever- Every Single Day of Forever." › 202 people
• "don't Worry, Be Happy!" › 198 people

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