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hesher: a hesher who chooses to rokk (as in Dokken) the mullet. A subspecies of the filthier "Groders," the heshers are definitely a force to be reckoned with. Note the molester mustache and mischievous look. Heshermullets like riding their BMX bikes around town and selling oregano (disguised as pot) to Junior High students on their way to the video arcade.
- Mulletude: 11
- Aggressiveness: 11
- Hobbies: putting firecrackers up cats' butts, lighting fires, scrawling Satanic slogans on their white Converse with no laces
- Sightings: Liquor stores, dry humping under the bleachers
- Favorite Band: Dokken
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