Help You Move

Friend test #1

If you want to find out if your friend is loyal or not simply stage a false house moving.

step 1 find an empty place to stage your false move

step 2 tell all your friends you’re moving and you need help. Give them the date both in writing ie. email and over the phone

step 3 On the day make a delicious breakfast and brew some coffee and wait to see who rocks up. Those who come to help are your true friends and therefore deserve a hearty breakfast and a small thankyou gift

step 4 send lumps of charcoal to all the sycophantic arseholes who “couldn’t make it”.