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what do you tell a blonde thats got 2 black eyes?
shut up fag! any good comeback ?
person: does this make me look fat?
you: no but your head makes u look thin!
some of these comebacks are good but alot of them are weak, plus you guys just argue with eachother
random girl/guy starts dating your ex..
you:" I ate a sandwiche earlier..., Would you like those leftovers as well?"
"but mom, what if i get kidnapped?"
"Oh trust me. they''d bring you back"
" I could eat a bowl of Alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that."
"dude...... that song is soooooooooooo old!!"
"so as ur mum but u still listen to her!"
"I think I will stop talking because fighting leads to uglyness and I dont want my mom to have to deal with it like your mom does" Other person- You already got that Me- Awww thanks!
Tip: Being sarcastic always helps settle the fight because soon they will get annoyed :P
Them: Fuck you!!!!
You: No thanks I'm not gay/ a lesbian! (If they're the same gender).
You: No way, your too ugly for me! (If they're different gender)
Them- You're really ugly
You-what, you found a mirror that didn't break when you looked at it?
Had your mum in bed; "Well atleast my mum sleeps in a bed, not hanging upside down in a cave like yours"
I was with your mum lastnight; "Really? To bad cant say the same bout yours, since you don't even know who she is!"
I had ya mum in bed: Out side sources indicate that ur mum is even better in bed than my mum. How About (friends name) gives her ago next time?! ;)
When you're ready to stop being an asshole, then contact me. Other than that grow up. N if you want me to tell you personally, i will.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
wow LMFAO your officially retarded..
"When I want your opinion I will let you know what it is."
"Who made your dress...Omar the Tent maker?"
speak to the left cause you ain't right! this is an A &B conversation so C your way out.
"Is the reason you're such a BITCH to everyone because your mom finally told you what a wh0re you are?" - lovee diss en foorr ay stuckk up tart ass bitch face slut etc!;D
Smile -- it confuses people.
Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you!!
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. Untill then jog on with ya own pathetic life you fucked up bitch from hell, Got It? Retarded'sunna!
Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
HaHAHAHAHA,, brah that wazz soo funnie i forgot to laff, Shall we do a replay? Stupid twat crack better jwks next time, Otherwise keep that spazzed up mouth of yours trapped!:D
"Yo twitters quite live" << Blah,Blah,Blah! :P
"Oh im sorry but i dont ubderstand that type of launguage"
"Ya what? Im sure i heard something! Hmm, i must be going mental. No, wait Its that fucked up shite spilling from the mouth a dumb ass kunt, go get a life you fuked up freak"
"Say whatever babe, your insults mean fuck all to me"
"Awh your shoes look so cheap" < i know right? Its called "Watt a Bargin" :D
"yeayeayea, your a fucked up bitch yourself but do i complain?Not really''
"Grow da fuk up you stupid brat/twat" :D
Becuzz i wahh boredd inihh!! mostt ob deez are gayy buhh do i give? nah! :')
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