a good come back is when someone says you have lam comebacks say not as lame as your face or if theres a person you hate and they have a mustache say is that a mustache or is it a rat on your face
sk8er boy comes up to me and says: yo mamas so fat....blah blah blah
me: dude, its 2010. not the 60's, so update and upgrade ur self grandpa
sb: yea i think u shuld do that
me: ok, calm down dude, calm down i recommend u go back being a patient at river view (mental hospital) or drink some pms tea 'sluuuurrrrrrp' cuz i think u really need it rite now
Are you gonna post some good ass come-backs, or what?... haha… okay, here’s a list of mine that I’ve made up.
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Situation: (Kid walks up to you in school and calls you gay)
you say: “At least I’m not the one who got a mustache ride from the gym teacher…” :})
another thing you could say: “so, your mom is a man?... Dammit! I knew I was fucking a man last night!”
[just thought o’ that, LOL]
another thing to do when someone fucks with you is say that you heard they got donkey punched.
another situation : (kid walks up to you and asks if you’re a virgin,) you say:
“does fucking your mom count as losing my virginity?”
...
a thing to say when someone’s being an asshole: “[insert name here] popped his/her cherry [preferabbly a guy, as it’s funnier], anyone got a tampon?”
another thing to say to assholes:
“I smell tuna, close your legs, you need a douche!”
or: “you need a douche, I smell tuna…”
another thing to say to assholes: “Look, just because your parents are brother and sister doesn’t mean you have to act like a little bitch!”
other options:
tell them they have a chode.
tell them you don’t talk to hermaphrodites/transgendered people, or Faggots.
when they try to insult you, say: “what, sorry, I don’t speak tranny.”
say how the person will never earn their red-wings or ever hit puberty…
say that until they hit puberty you don’t wanna talk to them.
a thing to tell your friends in front of the asshole: “do you think if [insert name here]’s parents divorced that they’d still be brother and sister?”... that’s my favorite come-back ever… this is one I didn’t make up.
another thing to say to an asshole is : “it’s okay, bro, my favorite girl used to be my hand too!...”
I guarantee if you use some o’ these you will win some arguments/verbal fights!
I’ve thought of all of these come-backs except for the one about their parents being divorced and still bein’ siblings, and the one about their fav. girl bein’ their hand.
A great website to prepare yourself with tons of comebacks for insults, quips, and witty remarks is http://www.quipin.com. They have an awesome community to help you come up with witty comebacks for anyone that insulted you! :)
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I find the best comeback is:
I beg to differ
because people are just baffled and think wtf! haha
you look like shit is that the new style ?
Person-Im stright
you-yeah up a guys ass
If someone Calls u gay or fat or somethin say ” you said what about your mum”
best comeback ever
"i dont know what your problem is, but i'll bet its hard to pronounce"
or
"its because of people like you, that people like me need medication"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
LOL!
Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
LOLOL!
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
LOLOLOL!
How about never? Is never good for you?a good come back is when someone says you have lam comebacks say not as lame as your face or if theres a person you hate and they have a mustache say is that a mustache or is it a rat on your face
Ohk. I need a good comeback. The convo is. YOU ALL R QUEER!!
Hello XD
This Is Just A Random Insult.....
Your mum is like a door Nob, everyone gets a turn
;0 Funny Eyyyy ?
best fucking comeback ,
man ,act your age not your dick size ROOFL :)
“I’d shut up unless you want your next period to come out of your nose”
i find just making the other person laugh makes you the winner so anything they say just go
Thats what she said
XD
‘hey man your an asshole”
...Thats funny because thats where i fucked your mom last night….....In the asshole.
kid:what are you doing
you:your mom
Sadly this hardly ever happens to me...
your mums sooo fat ,when she fell down the stairs i fort EastEnders was ending
Whats up bitch
(comeback)>your moms here ?
sk8er boy comes up to me and says: yo mamas so fat....blah blah blah
me: dude, its 2010. not the 60's, so update and upgrade ur self grandpa
sb: yea i think u shuld do that
me: ok, calm down dude, calm down i recommend u go back being a patient at river view (mental hospital) or drink some pms tea 'sluuuurrrrrrp' cuz i think u really need it rite now
sk8er boy leaves
thats what she said
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy going out with a date Guy: Hey do I got anything on me, I gotta go
. Mate: OH MY GOD, YOU DO!!
. Guy: WHAT!?
. Mate: Oh my bad,...its just your face
.
Best ever, well at the moment…
“That’s What She Said!”
How bout you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
xx
what are you looking at ?
not quick sure the label has fell of
Are you gonna post some good ass come-backs, or what?... haha… okay, here’s a list of mine that I’ve made up. :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Situation: (Kid walks up to you in school and calls you gay) you say: “At least I’m not the one who got a mustache ride from the gym teacher…” :})
another thing you could say: “so, your mom is a man?... Dammit! I knew I was fucking a man last night!”
[just thought o’ that, LOL]
another thing to do when someone fucks with you is say that you heard they got donkey punched.
another situation : (kid walks up to you and asks if you’re a virgin,) you say: “does fucking your mom count as losing my virginity?” ...
a thing to say when someone’s being an asshole: “[insert name here] popped his/her cherry [preferabbly a guy, as it’s funnier], anyone got a tampon?”
another thing to say to assholes:
“I smell tuna, close your legs, you need a douche!” or: “you need a douche, I smell tuna…”
another thing to say to assholes: “Look, just because your parents are brother and sister doesn’t mean you have to act like a little bitch!”
other options: tell them they have a chode. tell them you don’t talk to hermaphrodites/transgendered people, or Faggots. when they try to insult you, say: “what, sorry, I don’t speak tranny.”
say how the person will never earn their red-wings or ever hit puberty… say that until they hit puberty you don’t wanna talk to them.
a thing to tell your friends in front of the asshole: “do you think if [insert name here]’s parents divorced that they’d still be brother and sister?”... that’s my favorite come-back ever… this is one I didn’t make up.
another thing to say to an asshole is : “it’s okay, bro, my favorite girl used to be my hand too!...”
I guarantee if you use some o’ these you will win some arguments/verbal fights!
I’ve thought of all of these come-backs except for the one about their parents being divorced and still bein’ siblings, and the one about their fav. girl bein’ their hand.
person - and you are?? you - finishing this scentence bitch
or
person - and you are?? you - wondering who the fuck you are
these conversations in the comments r too funny. im not even paying attention to the comebacks xD
yeah your king alright... of gay sex
"yeah thats right no comeback"
"if i wanted my come back i'd wipe it off your mums chin"
"i know you are but what am i"
"your f*cked"
Haha! This ones my favorite!
Guy: I heard you sucked his dick??
You: No. Sorry my mom always told me not to put small objects in my mouth. Hahaha
boy- you gotta moustache me- and you have boobs (he was fat)
What are you looking? That’s what I’m trying to figure out!!
Take a picture it will last longer? I would but you will break the camera!!
so long as you use big words it doesnt matter what you say (this is very efficient especially when dealing with an incompetant r-tard)
Go headbut a knife that would be fantastic darl :)
''You're fat''
''So is your mom/mum''
''What are you looking at?''
''Well whatever it is it's kinda distorted and messed up''
'' Make me''
''I don't make retarded deer, I kill them''
one of the best combacks is;
yo mammas so fat when she falls out of bed she falls out of both sides lol :)
OH! OH! OH! i got a good cuss! :P kinda harsh tho :O … You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen … LOL
"You're just a pussy!"
"I am what I eat." -walk away-
haha these are funny ass comments and come backss. but heres one...
Guy: suck my dick!
Girl: sorry, but my mommy told me not to put small things in my mouth.
who’s that ….
your mum lol
your mumma is so fat even dora couldn’t explore her
your mumma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone
:)
“piss off” “you piss off” “listen if i wanted my ‘comeback’ i’d have wiped it off ur mom’s chin”
Just keep saying why why why because they will get really anoyd about it.
"Why don't you just stop running your mouth & start using sign language & try to beat me up?!"
P.S-Dont talk about it, Be about itt !
im lookin for a hot teenage girl
What Are You Looking At ?
An Ugly Face !!
hahaaha your funny......funny looking.....
best way for comeback