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callumrowan
callumrowan posted over 4 years ago

I find the best comeback is:
I beg to differ

 

because people are just baffled and think wtf! haha

your funny not
your funny not posted over 4 years ago

you look like shit is that the new style ?

tsm187
tsm187 posted over 4 years ago

Person-Im stright

you-yeah up a guys ass

YaDad
YaDad posted over 4 years ago

If someone Calls u gay or fat or somethin say ” you said what about your mum”

joannenishh(h5)
joannenishh(h5) posted over 4 years ago
away sturt puberty mayteeCoolInnocentLaughingWink
Cody2214
Cody2214 posted over 4 years ago

best comeback ever
"i dont know what your problem is, but i'll bet its hard to pronounce"

or

"its because of people like you, that people like me need medication"

m0nkyf1sh
m0nkyf1sh posted over 4 years ago

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

LOL!

Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again

LOLOL!

 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

LOLOLOL!Cool

How about never? Is never good for you?
rebecca123
rebecca123 posted over 4 years ago

a good come back is when someone says you have lam comebacks say not as lame as your face or if theres a person you hate and they have a mustache say is that a mustache or is it a rat on your face

booyaah
booyaah posted over 4 years ago

Ohk. I need a good comeback. The convo is. YOU ALL R QUEER!!

Saraa ^_^
Saraa ^_^ posted over 4 years ago

Hello XD

This Is Just A Random Insult.....

Your  mum is like a door Nob, everyone gets a turn

;0 Funny Eyyyy ?

comebacker :)
comebacker :) posted over 4 years ago

best fucking comeback ,

man ,act your age not your dick size ROOFL :)

jadezoeolivia
jadezoeolivia posted over 4 years ago

“I’d shut up unless you want your next period to come out of your nose”

Jamez-vampire
Jamez-vampire posted over 4 years ago

i find just making the other person laugh makes you the winner so anything they say just go

Thats what she said 

XD

hatorihunzo
hatorihunzo posted over 4 years ago

‘hey man your an asshole”

...Thats funny because thats where i fucked your mom last night….....In the asshole.

Wile E. Coyote
Wile E. Coyote posted over 4 years ago

kid:what are you doing

you:your mom

Vegetarianchick94
Vegetarianchick94 posted over 4 years ago

Sadly this hardly ever happens to me...

terrrriii
terrrriii posted over 4 years ago
 
your mums sooo fat ,when she fell down the stairs i fort EastEnders was ending
lolhha
lolhha posted over 4 years ago

Whats up bitch

(comeback)>your moms here ?

blue-_-kiwi
blue-_-kiwi posted over 4 years ago

sk8er boy comes up to me and says: yo mamas so fat....blah blah blah

me: dude, its 2010. not the 60's, so update and upgrade ur self grandpa

sb: yea i think u shuld do that

me: ok, calm down dude, calm down i recommend u go back being a patient at river view (mental hospital) or drink some pms tea 'sluuuurrrrrrp' cuz i think u really need it rite now

sk8er boy leaves

thebstcmbackevr
thebstcmbackevr posted over 4 years ago

thats what she said

CaptainObvious
CaptainObvious posted over 4 years ago

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

superfudgeJB
superfudgeJB posted over 4 years ago

Guy going out with a date  Guy: Hey do I got anything on me, I gotta goCool.  Mate: OH MY GOD, YOU DO!!Surprised.  Guy: WHAT!?Frown. Mate: Oh my bad,...its just your faceTongue out.                                                                                       

bEKKI
bEKKI posted over 4 years ago

Best ever, well at the moment…

“That’s What She Said!”

GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt posted over 4 years ago

How bout you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

xx

sophieebabeh
sophieebabeh posted over 4 years ago

what are you looking at ?

   not quick sure the label has fell of

Danceofthemanatee
Danceofthemanatee posted over 4 years ago

Are you gonna post some good ass come-backs, or what?... haha… okay, here’s a list of mine that I’ve made up. :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Situation: (Kid walks up to you in school and calls you gay) you say: “At least I’m not the one who got a mustache ride from the gym teacher…” :})

another thing you could say: “so, your mom is a man?... Dammit! I knew I was fucking a man last night!”

[just thought o’ that, LOL]

another thing to do when someone fucks with you is say that you heard they got donkey punched.

another situation : (kid walks up to you and asks if you’re a virgin,) you say: “does fucking your mom count as losing my virginity?” ...

a thing to say when someone’s being an asshole: “[insert name here] popped his/her cherry [preferabbly a guy, as it’s funnier], anyone got a tampon?”

another thing to say to assholes:

“I smell tuna, close your legs, you need a douche!” or: “you need a douche, I smell tuna…”

another thing to say to assholes: “Look, just because your parents are brother and sister doesn’t mean you have to act like a little bitch!”

other options: tell them they have a chode. tell them you don’t talk to hermaphrodites/transgendered people, or Faggots. when they try to insult you, say: “what, sorry, I don’t speak tranny.”

say how the person will never earn their red-wings or ever hit puberty… say that until they hit puberty you don’t wanna talk to them.

a thing to tell your friends in front of the asshole: “do you think if [insert name here]’s parents divorced that they’d still be brother and sister?”... that’s my favorite come-back ever… this is one I didn’t make up.

another thing to say to an asshole is : “it’s okay, bro, my favorite girl used to be my hand too!...”

I guarantee if you use some o’ these you will win some arguments/verbal fights!

I’ve thought of all of these come-backs except for the one about their parents being divorced and still bein’ siblings, and the one about their fav. girl bein’ their hand.

Zwinch
Zwinch posted over 4 years ago

person - and you are??        you - finishing this scentence bitch

 or

person - and you are??        you - wondering who the fuck you are

 

xxLaffyTaffyYummyxx
xxLaffyTaffyYummyxx posted over 4 years ago

these conversations in the comments r too funny. im not even paying attention to the comebacks xD

Danceofthemanatee
Danceofthemanatee posted over 4 years ago
Mine are best! I am king... Hail ME!!! :) Laughing
stooge
stooge posted over 4 years ago

yeah your king alright... of gay sex

stooge
stooge posted over 4 years ago

"yeah thats right no comeback"

"if i wanted my come back i'd wipe it off your mums chin"

"i know you are but what am i"

"your f*cked"

Gaby96f
Gaby96f posted over 4 years ago

Haha! This ones my favorite!

Guy: I heard you sucked his dick??

You: No. Sorry my mom always told me not to put small objects in my mouth. Hahaha

chee5y
chee5y posted over 4 years ago

boy- you gotta moustache me- and you have boobs (he was fat)

MojoXxxx
MojoXxxx posted over 4 years ago

What are you looking? That’s what I’m trying to figure out!!

Take a picture it will last longer? I would but you will break the camera!!

Normandabald
Normandabald posted over 4 years ago

so long as you use big words it doesnt matter what you say (this is very efficient especially when dealing with an incompetant r-tard)

xguardbjj
xguardbjj posted over 4 years ago
A great website to prepare yourself with tons of comebacks for insults, quips, and witty remarks is http://www.quipin.com.  They have an awesome community to help you come up with witty comebacks for anyone that insulted you! :)
Leenzo
Leenzo posted over 4 years ago

Go headbut a knife that would be fantastic darl :)

c0m£b@ck m@$ter
c0m£b@ck m@$ter posted over 4 years ago

''You're fat''                                                                                                                              

''So is your mom/mum''

''What are you looking at?''

''Well whatever it is it's kinda distorted and messed up''

'' Make me''

''I don't make retarded deer, I kill them''

 

50phie
50phie posted over 4 years ago

one of the best combacks is;

yo mammas so fat when she falls out of bed she falls out of both sides lol :)

Dcgamer211
Dcgamer211 posted over 4 years ago

OH! OH! OH! i got a good cuss! :P kinda harsh tho :O … You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen … LOL

Jo Flow No Mo
Jo Flow No Mo posted over 4 years ago

"You're just a pussy!"

"I am what I eat." -walk away-

Skeetmasterbaby
Skeetmasterbaby posted over 4 years ago

haha these are funny ass comments and come backss. but heres one...

Guy: suck my dick!

Girl: sorry, but my mommy told me not to put small things in my mouth.

mccool
mccool posted over 4 years ago

who’s that ….

your mum lol

mccool
mccool posted over 4 years ago

your mumma is so fat even dora couldn’t explore her

your mumma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone

:)

teddy4nyy
teddy4nyy posted over 4 years ago

“piss off” “you piss off” “listen if i wanted my ‘comeback’ i’d have wiped it off ur mom’s chin”

Gbob
Gbob posted over 4 years ago

Just keep saying why why why because they will get really anoyd about it.

 

D-Reaa
D-Reaa posted over 4 years ago

"Why don't you just stop running your mouth & start using sign language & try to beat me up?!"

P.S-Dont talk about it, Be about itt !

!!...CWLGUY...!!
!!...CWLGUY...!! posted over 4 years ago

im lookin for a hot teenage girl

kelseeyyyyanne
kelseeyyyyanne posted over 4 years ago

What Are You Looking At ?

An Ugly Face !!

kickbuttmaster24
kickbuttmaster24 posted over 4 years ago

hahaaha your funny......funny looking.....

best way for comeback

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