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"what are you looking at?"
"not much!"
"what are you looking at?!"
"I haven't figured it out yet"
Ah the Art of the Comeback! Can stop a moron at ten paces…
Best comeback ever: "I know you are but what am I?"
Guarantee you'll win the argument
haha most definatly I love that one!
"Make me"
"I don't make trash!"
"Shut up!"
"Make me."
"I don't make dogs I train them."
i am rubber you are....
okay, not worth it
its no fun if you dont have a come back..
I never have a good come back until like ten minutes after the person says something, by then it's a moot point.
god, i hate it when that happens...that and when you come up with this totally kickass (and highly situational) comeback and go around all day with it on the tip of your tongue, but it's wasted...
Best comeback... I love you
They'll shut up...
thats just weird
So is your face!
;P
oh, god...my brother (13) went through a few months where he couldn't go through a normal, everyday conversation without throwing 'your face' in there at least three times...
"i like this song"
"well i don't like your face"
"that's not funny"
"well neither is your face"
gaaah!!!
haha thats funny!
yeah, you say that now. try hearing nothing but for a month.
"Do you mind?"
"No, I babysit."
"Hey, does this suit make me look fat?" "No, your face does!"
ahahaha Tommy Boy!
im like the queen of comebacks
sometimes
ok bitch bring it on
wow someone's pmsing
haha no i just wanted to see your amazing comeback skills but if pmsing is the best you got then you dont deserve the title "Queen of Comebacks"
nah thats not the best i got im just kinda out of it
got too much on my mind
well don't worry so much, i'm sure the pharmacy has some cream that'll clear up that rash…
o hahahaha your so funny
but my problems arent like yours
"Go cry, emo kid."
Fitting.Of course, the effect is somewhat ruined when all I can picture in my head is a kitty macro. Just makes me laugh. I think that's not what's supposed to happen. :D
squeeze
squeeze?
a recurring theme from cyanide and happiness...a webcomic on explosm.net...
here's an example
here's another
OOooh yeah! I don't even have to look at them to know what you're talking about now. Hahah, that's the best webcomic ever. One of my favorites is about the guy with Herpes.. and the guy who is addicted to alcohol, but claims that it's alcohol that's addicted to him.
so who were you squeezing? lol
i had herpus in my eye
(oh this should be posted in useless information)
depends…who here is hot?
no one anymore i guess
it's great when u have a good one
but is sucks severly when u don't :(
yo momma's so fat, you got aids, bitch!
sorry, cyanide and happiness has become rather prevalent in my life lately
Oh, I know how that feels. One day, I went through every single one in one sitting. I laughed so hard.
they rock!
jousted by my own picard!
my friend and i laughed so hard at that one.
you would…
raises eyebrows mmhmm
Want a good comeback? then give me a situation n I'll give u one K? (that's not the comeback in case ur a moron! HAHA)
you are a situation on your own
your mother's a cunt
how's that??
ohhhhh
burn!
(wow u guyz r having a freaking hilerious ego war right now!)
At least I have one Bitch! HAHA Booya!