Godzilla: Final Wars

This movie had everything. EVERYTHING . The sheer amount of things in this movie is enough to make sane directors run away screaming. Here’s a short of list of stuff I remember that was in the movie: Godzilla, mutant ninja commandos, aliens from outer space from the planet X (called Xiliens), Ghirdah (a three-headed dragon), Manda (a giant fire-breathing sea dragon), an air/sub battleship with a giant rotating drill head, an American Captain for the sub/air battleship, swords, a motorcycle chase, guns, Kamakirasu (a giant grasshopper or cricket or something), Ankirasu (a giant armadillo), Mothra, Mothra faeries, Kumonga (a giant spider that shoots webbing nets), Gaigan (a giant cybernetic monster), an upgraded Gaigan – with chainsaws, the American Godzilla from the crappy 1998 movie with Matthew Broderick, Radon, King Caesar, Monster X, Ebira, Hedorah, Minilla (that’s Mini-Godzilla – ain’t he cute?), also there was a giant meteor, spaceships, a sexy biologist and her reporter sister, a pit bull, a starship core that looks just like the one from the Death Star II, a very Matrix-like moment with a Japanese dude that looks a lot like Keanu Reeves, masers, awesome fight scenes, maser machine guns, and did I mention Captain Gordon just spoke English the whole time?