Glaceau VitaminWater Energy

Apparently taking its cue from SoBe's "maybe it does something, maybe it doesn't" school of flavor naming, Glaceau has branded all the flavors in its pseudo-heathful VitaminWater product range with fruffy names like "Balance", "Defense", or "Focus". Not one of them does a damn thing, except for the yellow one, "Energy", which is so chock full of the stimulant guarana that I'm having a hard time describing it without resorting to the use of the phrase "liquid crack". I find it strange that a beverage company would make a single flavor in a product line so potent without much in the way of warning, but if for some reason you're actually looking for an elixir of unholy sleep-defeating power, do not be fooled by the innocent packaging; this is the stuff.