Funny Signboards

Everytime when i travel and come across a funny signboard,i’ll wonder what were the people that created the signboard actually thinking?!?

Here's an advert placed in the window of our local newsagent:

"Mature reliable female requires a few hours' cleaning a month."

Who could doubt it?

Also seen outside a local fruiterer's shop:

"Have you tried our Clementine's?"

The apostrophe makes all the difference... 

This is a true story.

One evening I was in a supermaket café, reading the big menu (the 'signboard' in this story) behind the serving staff. I made my choice, and when it came to my order, I said, "I'll have the all-day breakfast, please."

The response came, without the slightest trace of irony, "I'm sorry, we don't serve it after six o'clock."

Found on the Web; sign outside a Baptist church:

 "Ask us about our vow of silence."

You can't make this stuff up...