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"Oooooh, frisky are we?"
"I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle... sorry, I farted."
"I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!"
"I've got bigger titties than you do!" (to Felicity Shagwell)
Austin: "Did you soil yourself?" Fat Bastard: "Maybe..."
"I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body."
"Dr Evil, I'll make you a deal, all right? You take your Mojo, you keep your money... but I get your baby. I want my baby back baby baby back ribs, I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs... CHILI'S... BABY BACK RIBS!"
"Baby - the other other white meat."
"I'm bigger than you, I'm higher up the food chain. GET IN MY BELLY!"
"I'm dead sexy. You are crap."
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"I Like babies- GET IN MY BELLIE!"