Faith, the Two Legged Walk-Upright Dog

OK, OK, Sorry. Sam, The Ugliest Dog In The World (RIP) is a wondrous creature, but I forgot about Faith for a moment. I know it’s all a bit corny, and she’s been on Oprah’s show, and that bald black guy’s programme as well, but she’s still pretty neat.

I think that Sam the Ugliest Dog In The World (RIP) and Faith should even have been allowed to raise a family together. Imagine the sheer terror on small children’s faces when they were greeted with Sam-Faced Standee-Uppee dogs everytime they left the house.

I rest my case…