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- “Screw you guys. I’m going home.”
- “I want Cheesy Poofs!”
- “Sweet!”
- “Respect My Authoritah”
- From the episode “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig”: “If a girl was ever beating me up I’d be like, ’ AY! Why don’t you stop dressing me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have * with some guy I don’t even know, on my dad’s bed! ’”















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he has to be the best south park caracter. He is such a smart ass, which makes him great!
He the best. “God Dammit” LOL
This is one creepy messed up kid
totally! he is one creepy missed up kid! but hella funnay
Legend! He is a bit evil…but hes sooooo f’kin funny!
I have shirt with Cartman on it that says respect my authority xDD
Hey! I'm gonna kick you square in the nuts!!!
@FMAFan23
Ye, I have one too. It's the best!
u cant beat cartman
HEY, Respect my authoritah!
best southpark line ever.
I love it when he acts like Dog the Bounty Hunter. otherwises, he's my hero at life.
Kid: We are playing Harry Potter.
Cartman: ...HA! Fags.